Tag: walmart

Los Angeles Times Owners Try To Bust New Union In Stupid, Pathetic, Total TRONC Way

Wow, are union-busters going downhill. Maybe they should hire a union guy to help!

You Need Some Motherfucking Nice Time! How Bout Target Raising Wages To $15 For Everyone!

Target's raising wages for its employees! No, Trump doesn't deserve a bit of credit.

A Country That Hates Workers Celebrates Labor Day

It's Labor Day! Go watch 'Norma Rae' ... Or maybe 'Office Space.'
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Uh Oh, Trump’s Gone And Pissed Off The Walmart Now!

Look at all these CEOs telling Donald Trump to fuck off after his pitiful response to Charlottesville!

Walmart Real Sorry About ‘Back-To-School’ Guns, Which They Also Deny Happened, Or Something

Somebody at Walmart doesn't like Mondays.

Elizabeth Warren And Pals Introduce Bill To F*ck Trump’s Rich Cabinet Right In The Ear

A clear message that Elizabeth Warren 'n' friends will be a HUGE pain in the ass for the Trump administration.

Let’s Pretend 2017 Won’t Be Even Worse! Your Year-End 2016 Corporate Grab Bag

Amazon's dumb Echo speaker, like a Siri with whom you can curl up and watch a movie and ask, "is that the guy from Mr. Holland's Opus??" is dotting the home front for the lonely and the reckless wielders...

Bryan Fischer Wants To Watch You Pee

Fischer says unisex bathrooms are UNFAIR, because he is not a god-hating 'unisex' we guess.
what a drag it is getting sold

A Lot Of Americans Making Black Friday Green With Trips To Pot Stores. While Others…

Black Friday funtimes (and just a couple of deaths) hooray!

Walmart And Coca Cola Team Up For 2016’s Best 9/11 Tribute!

9/11 turns fifteen this weekend. In honor of this occasion, a Florida Walmart wants you to celebrate the tragedy's Quinceanera with cases of Coca-Cola sugar water. Here's our "synergy" of the week: In an attempt to honor a local firefighters'...
Look at 'em schemin'!

Hillary Clinton Attended Birthday Party Of Clinton Foundation Official Bill Clinton! GO TO JAIL!

OMG, you guys, the noose is definitely tightening around the many foul crimes Hillary Clinton committed while Secretary of State, when she did all kinds of rotten stuff that would simply shock you, and which any ordinary American would...
we all did a business

Which Bank Is Just Going To Pay A Big Ol’ Meaningless Fine This Week?

It's your week in corporate malfeasance. Get out your pitchforks!
He. Seems. Nice.

‘Pork Chop,’ A Florida Gentleman

Mentioning 'Florida' really seems besides the point.
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Walmart Knows Where It Wants Trans Folks To Make Toilet, But Shhhhhh, It’s A Secret!

Walmart doesn't have the stones to say where boys without stones or girls with them should drop their kids off at the pool.

Well, The Democratic Primary Sure Did Get TESTY This Week! Your Weekly Top Ten

Wonkers. Look above. Watch the video of Wonkette Baby GRRRRRAWWWWWWRING like a lion, over and over again. Don't you feel peaceful now? Aren't you ready to agree to disagree over whether KILLARY IS BILLARY THE SHILLARY HILLARY or whether...