I'm not even mad. That's amazing.
You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!
They needed the server space for other stuff, we bet!
Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!
Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging!
Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!
Come read your top ten stories and get all your NASTY WOMAN gear!
Donald Trump has a new reason for his supporters to harass Latinos, yay!
Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.
Wayne Allyn Root thinks people on welfare and women who get copay-free birth control should not be allowed to vote!
Domestic violence allegations, being the horrible man who ran Breitbart, and now this?
A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.
YOU COME HERE AND READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW.
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One of the most comforting things about America is how multiple times every day, the various chicken-brained dickwhistles who work at Fox News will get on the TV and say something amazingly stupid for us to laugh at. This...
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