Tag: voting

All The Fuckery They Think They Can Get Past Us In Alabama

You didn't think they were actually just going to let people vote, did you? Bless your heart!

In Total Coincidence, Georgia Destroys Election Data Days After Vote Hacking Lawsuit

They needed the server space for other stuff, we bet!
Look closely at the fear in Vladimir's eyes.

The Intercept Breaks Huge Russian Hacking Story, For Glenn Greenwald To Shit On

Russia got further in tampering with the 2016 election than we ever knew, and The Intercept, for some reason, GOT THE SCOOP!

Alabama Secretary Of State Respects Martin Luther King Too Much To Make Voting Easier

Well SOMEBODY'S doing the rigging!

Oh, Like Republicans Would Ever Try To Suppress The Black Vote, Just Kidding!

Turns out it's not OK to encourage Trump supporters to go to THOSE PLACES to watch THOSE PEOPLE vote!

Your Weekly Top Ten Found ALL THE VOTER FRAUD!

Come read your top ten stories and get all your NASTY WOMAN gear!
Rightwing humor at its edgiest

Donald Trump Warns Mexico Not Just Sending Rapists And Murderers — Now It’s Sending VOTERS

Donald Trump has a new reason for his supporters to harass Latinos, yay!

Fox Jerks So Glad That Nice Hurricane Matthew Came And Made It Harder For Dems To Vote

Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.

Trump Idiot Shares Cool Plan: ‘No Voting Rights For Poors Or Whores’

Wayne Allyn Root thinks people on welfare and women who get copay-free birth control should not be allowed to vote!

Looks Like Donald Trump’s Campaign Daddy Might Be Dirty Voter Frauding Bad Guy

Domestic violence allegations, being the horrible man who ran Breitbart, and now this?
What gives? Not one of these people is a pony.

Deleted Comments: Why Is Hillary Clinton Cutting Off Donald Trump’s Head With Renaissance Art?

A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.

Barack Obama Can Slow-Jam Us ANY TIME. Your Weekly Top Ten.

YOU COME HERE AND READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW.

It’s Super Tuesday Again! (For The Eleventy-Millionth Damn Time)

Now updated with some results! Hey, people in the Northeast who don't live in New York or Massachusetts or whatever! You live in Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania and Rhode Island, and you are wearing a sticker on your boob...

‘Fox & Friends’ Jackholes Know Who Will Pick The Next President And It Is Jesus

One of the most comforting things about America is how multiple times every day, the various chicken-brained dickwhistles who work at Fox News will get on the TV and say something amazingly stupid for us to laugh at. This...

Trump’s Lawyer Wants To Call Him Daddy, Can’t Vote For Him In Primary Either

Donald Trump, who is very sure that he will be a good President because he will just surround himself with people who know what they are doing even though he has no idea, has apparently failed to surround himself...