Tag: votes

What gives? Not one of these people is a pony.

Deleted Comments: Why Is Hillary Clinton Cutting Off Donald Trump’s Head With Renaissance Art?

A rightwing website noticed our t-shirt, and decided it was politically incorrect.

Ohio Voters Will Now Have to Read Maps

If you live in Ohio and have a poor sense of direction, you should not bother voting now. Ohio has decided that directing confused people to the correct polls is a terrible hassle, and could result in more votes...

Scott Brown Is Deciding Vote For ‘FinReg’ Cloture, How’s Twitter Taking It?

Furry Massachusetts socialist Scott Brown switched his vote to "yes" on the latest financial regulatory reform motion to proceed, after LYING to elderly Mormon vote-counter Harry Reid and voting "no" during last night's attempt. Today's final count was 60...

Will Democrats Vote To Open Debate On Possibly Reforming Wall Street? WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM?

As we wait to see whether all 41 Republicans will hold their pledge to vote against even debating a bill to at least monitor some of Wall Street's saddest practices, we must consider this new NRSC video, which says,...

Hot Financial Reform Cloture Action On Monday, Huzzah

Harry Reid got so sick of Chris Dodd and Richard Shelby dawdling all week over the two or three specific conjunctions and adverbs they need to clear up to finalize their alleged Agreement that he has gone ahead and...

YOUR WONKETTE WILL BE TYPING THIS WEEKEND! On this first warm, sunny weekend in Washington, your editors have decided to forgo such Springtime activities as playing Xbox and hiding under the couch in order to cover the big House...

Scott Brown Is A Homosexual Communist

We should have known it when he refused to wear clothes. Scott Brown has voted with the tyrannical Democratic government majority for cloture on its "biggest economy saver ever," the $15 billion Jobs Bill of America. Joining him in...

Magical Budget Cutting Commission Falls In Vote

The creation of Judd Gregg and Kent Conrad's Magical Budget Cutting Commission From Space, members of which would decide what gets cut from the budget and then tell Congress "pass this thing to save $$$," has failed on the...

Terrible Demon Tom Coburn Offers To Cover God’s Medicaid Expansion Beyond 2019 If He Just Kills Robert Byrd

The always admirable Sen. Dick Durbin -- Barack Obama's white father -- is super upset with the behavior of this health care debate's most shameless Senate C-Streeter, Tom Coburn, a dick. He is demanding that Coburn "explain" an earlier...

Senate Votes To Allow Itself To Discuss Health Care For Several More Months!

Hark, fellow peasants, the House of Lords hath charitably queried its masters and shall permit a rather uncouth "bill of laws" to sully the golden carpets and golden chairs of its exclusive bordello of gold and money and diamonds....

CANCEL YOUR DISCO DANCING PLANS! Whoa it's a Drudge Siren, who died and what was the hooker's name? No, damnit, this is a health care update! Harry Reid has filed a motion to proceed with debate on his Senate...

UNEMPLOYED WILL SOON BE THE RICHEST OF ALL! The Senate just passed a procedural motion to bring a bill extending unemployment benefits to a floor vote, finally, after weeks of terrible Republican ACORN amendment obstruction. Just stave off the...

NOW WE WILL ALL DRIVE TREES! Whoa hey they managed to do it, the Democrats did, passing the Waxman-Markey American Clean Energy and SECURITY Act, 219-212 -- eight Republicans voting Yea, 44 Democrats voting Naw. This sure is a...

IOWAN-STYLE GAY MARRIAGE COMES TO VERMONT: Activist legislators have introduced mandatory gay marriage in the seat of our democracy, the tiny rural New England state of Vermont. With heterosexual marriage officially Under Peril, we will leave it to Vermont's...

Whose Side Are You On, Pelosi?