Tag: voter registration

Donald Trump Loves His Dead, Racist Dad

Wouldn't it be great if the *only* problem with Donald Trump is that his father was a racist?

Fox Jerks So Glad That Nice Hurricane Matthew Came And Made It Harder For Dems To Vote

Stuart Varney and Tucker Carlson say Democrats won't bother to vote in a storm, because they are lazy.

Grown-Ass Chelsea Clinton Don’t Give Two F*cks About You, Donald Trump

Chelsea Clinton's interview with Cosmopolitan went WAY BETTER than her pal Ivanka Trump's.
Offer void where brown

North Carolina So Sad Supreme Court Won’t Let It Reinstate Racist Voting Policies Just A Little

The boring old Supreme Court says North Carolina has to let everybody vote. How is that even fair to Republicans who passed the state's voter suppression law?

Looks Like Donald Trump’s Campaign Daddy Might Be Dirty Voter Frauding Bad Guy

Domestic violence allegations, being the horrible man who ran Breitbart, and now this?

Dumb Obama Can’t Even Make Friendship Bracelets, What’s He Good For?

Obama says making friendship bracelets is tougher than registering to vote, PFFFFFFT.
The cross flag lapel pin is a nice touch.

Kansas Prevents Thousands From Voting, Like Jesus Would Have Wanted

Did you hear THREE foreign people have voted in Kansas in the last 18 years? Obviously everybody else should be disenfranchised, then!
Show everyone you voted

ACLU Has Crazy Idea That People In Kansas Have Right To Vote

Remember back in the day when Congress passed the "motor voter" law, which gave all American-made cars the right to vote, or at least required states to provide voter registration to people getting drivers' licenses? Passed in 1993, it...
All the gravitas, all the veritas, all the smarmitas

James O’Keefe Releases SHOCK VIDEO Of Hillary Campaign Torturing Puppies

Self-important Hefty bag of slime mold James O'Keefe has released a shocking new video showing Hillary Clinton campaigners in Iowa shockingly discussing ways to get Hillary Clinton elected. The Clinton campaign told Time magazine last week that it suspected...
If you'd planned better, you wouldn't have gotten old.

Congratulations, Texas! No Way Will This 101-Year-Old Lady Do Vote Fraud Now!

San Antonio, Texas, just elected its first African-American mayor, Interim Mayor Ivy Taylor. That's really exciting news, and while we don't know how 101-year old Mary Lou Miller planned to vote, she sure wishes her vote could have counted....

Widows, Please Stop Making The Kansas Secretary Of State Sad With Your Vote-Frauding All The Time

Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach is branching out from hating immigrants (he helped draft Arizona's "papers please" immigration law), and is now touting the virtues of the state's restrictive voter ID law, which requires people to present...

Daily Caller Brings ‘News’ You Can Use: Most People Named ‘Adolf’ Are Democrats, Sorry, It’s Science

Satiric Genius Patrick Howley has discovered a fun little web toy that tells you "the partisan affiliation of baby names." The widget, a bit of fluff from campaign analytics outfit "Clarity Labs," is pretty simple -- put in a...

Tyrannical Justice Department Will Sue To Force Its ‘Let Everybody Vote’ Agenda on North Carolina

The U.S. Department of Justice will sue to block North Carolina's terrible new voter suppression laws, according to the Associated Press. Attorney General Eric Holder seems to think that even after the Supreme Court threw out part of the...

GOP Terrified That Obamacare Will Make It Easier For Poors To Vote

For some time there's been a simmering freakout on the right about how the Affordable Care Act did sex with the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 and now everyone who visits an ObamaKare Throat-Booting Center will be force-fed...

Barack Obama Personally Doing All The Voter Fraud, All By Himself

Here is a funny thing! Last week we got a hilarious tip on a bunch of balderdash emanating from the Free Republic, from whom is lost in the mists of time, so we will say "from VodkaGoGo," about how...

North Carolina GOP Will Improve Vote Security By Making Sure No One Can Vote

In a cascade of cynical ratfuckery that absolutely nobody could have predicted when the SCOTUS gutted the Voting Rights Act a month ago, a bill making its way through the North Carolina Senate will impose all sorts of beautiful...