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Looks Like Robert Mueller Has A New Little Buddy, And It Is Rick Gates!

Big news in the Mueller investigation!

Stormy Daniels Got A Blue Dress Too! (OR IS IT GOLD?)

This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages.
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Gonna Need You To Hold Her Beer While She Beats Chuck Grassley’s Ass

Dianne Feinstein is real fuckin' tired of Chuck Grassley and Lindsey Graham obstructing justice for Trump in the Russia investigation.

2018 Midterm Madness: Russia-Loving Rohrabacher Can’t Surf His Way Out This Time.

For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.

Trump Wishes Rob Porter Well, Reminds America Bitches Often Be Lyin’

Fuck all these assholes.

Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President

HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!

Washington Post Preemptively Kneecaps Devin Nunes’s Next Memo In The Dick

Devin Nunes is going to waste America's time some more. Here's your primer on what he's going to waste it with!

We Are Beginning To Think Stable Genius Devin Nunes Hasn’t Read His Own Stupid Lie-Memo

Can Devin Nunes actually read? UNCLEAR.

Have We Mentioned That Devin Nunes Is A Total Idiot Who Can’t Even Lie Good?

Devin Nunes is just pretty sure Donald Trump has never met George Papadopoulos, which is weird because HEY LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

Robert Mueller Following The Money All The Way Up Russia’s Dirty, Dirty Ass

MONEY LAUNDERING SAY WHAT?

Is Donald Trump Crossing His Fingers For His Very Own 9/11? Maaaybe!

What about a Reichstag Fire? Or a Moscow Apartment Bombing? Would Trump like one of those?

Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts

WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A GOOD BOY!

Fusion GPS Just Threw The Fuck Down On Trump And GOP Congress, And It Was MAGNIFICENT

RELEASE THE GODDAMNED TRANSCRIPTS.

2017: A Year In Damn Good Journalism

There were many good newses that we couldn't get to this year.

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

Trumps Got Richer … IN LOVE! Just Kidding. Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 26, 2017

Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.