Tag: vladimir putin

Hide Your Daughters, America, It’s Your Roy Moore Pre-Election Roundup!

DON'T DO THIS, ALABAMA. VOTE FOR DOUG JONES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious

Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.

Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He’s Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole

Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!

Robert Mueller Following The Dirty Russian Money All The Way Up Donald Trump’s Ass

Robert Mueller's subpoenas to Deutsche Bank for Trump's dirty Russian money mean shit is about to hit the fan, y'all.

Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?

SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.

Look, America, Trump Is Being Putin’s Fuck Toy Again!

It's weird how Trump's actions keep aligning with the Kremlin's interests!

They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

How Many Former Intel Chiefs Called Trump Putin’s Buttboy This Weekend? ALL OF THEM, KATIE

Any fucking idiot can tell Trump is compromised by Putin, FOR SOME REASON.

Killing In The Name Of Keurig. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 13, 2017

How could Hannity just kill a Keurig, Republicans are trying to push the Trump/Ryan tax cut (for the super rich only), and the NSA's hacker problem. Your morning news brief.

Jared Kushner: Oh, THAT Russian Money? I Didn’t Know You Meant THAT Russian Money!

We don't know how to tell you this, but it's possible Jared Kushner forgot another Russian connection.

Dadgummit, Did Jeff Sessions Fuck Himself With The Perjury Stick Again?

Wonkette has officially reached the point where we can no longer keep Jeff Sessions's lies straight.

Trump USDA Idiot Sam Clovis Pulling Out To Spend More Time With Robert Mueller

If Mueller has flipped Sam Clovis, OH BOY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE!

Is Papadopoulos's guilty plea the DRIP DRIP DRIP that will lead to the FULL GUSHER that takes these fuckers down?

TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!

Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.