'Kris Kobach is a real jerk,' says Kris Kobach
'Voting' sure was nice while it lasted.
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Context has a liberal bias.
The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.
Yes, again. Only this time a famous person got shot.
'Alt-right' wingnuts had a hunka-hunka burnin' love for a Robert E. Lee statue in Virginia. Their ardor was soon extinguished.
Well shoot, guess nobody will remember the Civil War now.
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!
Trump set to unveil his climate plan, mid-term election planning has begun, and EVERYONE hates Devin Nunes.
Also he went to jail for threatening to assassinate President Obama.
Now that this guy's gone, who'll make the KKK respectable?
It's an innovative sentence. But can you diagram it?
Women! Stay up in his grill! STAY IN ALL OF THEIR GRILLS!
No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.