Tag: vince foster

Shame Hillary Clinton Didn’t Try To Warn Us About Trump’s Basket Of Deplorable Nazi Fuck Trash

We apologize in advance to any who are triggered by the mention of Hillary Clinton's name.

GOP Idiot Just Knows Bill Clinton Strangled Loretta Lynch To Death On That Tarmac

Y'all, Rep. Pete Olson of Texas may be dumber than Louie Gohmert.

Remember When Hillary Clinton Almost Went To Jail Because She Fired Her Travel Agent?

You have sort of heard of 'Travelgate,' and how Hillary Clinton is the worst crimer since Bonnie AND Clyde. But what is it? Let's remember together!

James Comey Strikes Again (And Again And Again And Again)

We're pretty sure the FBI needs to GO TO JAIL.

FBI Basically Your Glue-Sniffing Right-Wing Uncle Now, So That Is Fun!

CLINTON CASH? The FBI is doing investigations based on what it read in CLINTON CASH? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING?

Oprah Would Like To ‘Splain Something To Dumb ‘Undecided’ Voters

Oprah explains that it doesn't matter if you *like* Hillary, because SHE AIN'T COMIN' TO YOUR HOUSE FOR DINNER!
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Ecuador Grounds Julian Assange From Internet For Being Raging Douchewhistle

Did John Kerry pressure Ecuador? is there a global conspiracy? DO YOU CARE?

Donald Trump Knows Somebody’s Doing The Firebombing, And It Is Animal Democrats

When a GOP office in North Carolina was firebombed, Democrats and everybody else came together to help them rebuild.

Wikileaks Now Featuring Hottest Recipes From Devil Hillary Clinton’s Kitchen

EXCLUSIVE LEAKED EMAILS show Clinton campaign chair makes an absolutely bitchin' risotto.

Come Play Wonkette’s National Enquirer Debate Liveblog Drinking Game, And Die As Dead As Vince Foster!

YOU COME READ YOUR DEBATE LIVEBLOOG RIGHT THE HECK NOW!

Awwww, Hillary Clinton Bought A New House For All Her Emails Or Huma Or Whatever

Is there real estate porn in this post? YOU BET YOUR ASS.

Wingnut Conspiracies About Hillary Clinton’s Ailing Health Debunked By Jar Of Pickles

Finally, a Hillary 'scandal' that can be debunked in 5 seconds on late night TV!

What Is Hillary Clinton Dying From Today?

She is dying of all the things, and all the things are dying of her, UNFORTUNATELY.
Celing Putin is watching you masturbate

Russian Hackers Now Using Wikileaks As Sock Puppet. Thanks, Obama!

Happy Back To The Rat Race Day, Wonketariat! Are you looking forward to the coronation of the Khaleesi this week in Philadelphia, where the Democratic National Convention is expected to be a stark contrast to the shit cyclone that tore...
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

Donald Trump Exposes Lying Crooked Hillary’s Lies About BENGHAZI!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1111!!!1!

Trump has debuted LyingCrookedHillary.com, and it is a GAME CHANGER. (No it isn't.)

Surprise! Donald Trump Was A Horrible Garbage Monster To Marla Maples! Who Would Have Thunk It?

Was it to keep her quiet about how he murdered Vince Foster? We are just asking questions here.