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London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Betsy DeVos Rescues Another Obama Victim: Scammy For-Profit Colleges

There are few parasites worse than the people running for-profit colleges. Obviously, the Trump administration is eager to help them.

Trump So Sad Military Hospital Patients Were Denied Bibles, Which They Weren’t

The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!

Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?

Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?

It’s Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!

We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.

Old Handsome Joe Biden Just Saying Maybe Donald Trump Is Stupid As Hell

JOE BIDEN IS SO ANGRY AND IT IS WONDERFUL.
This is of course ridiculous. Fluttershy wouldn't even make it to the stage.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 4, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Dear Media: Can You Please Let Donald Trump Step On His OWN Dick? Thanks.

WE ARE NOT DEFENDING DONALD TRUMP.
Maybe not that bright a guy. It's possible.

Donald Trump’s Foundation Never Bothered Getting Certified As A Real Charity, Egad.

Oh look, another legal problem with the Donald J. Trump Foundation. Impeach Hillary!
Roy Blunt (r) has kind of a creepy smile

Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt

For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.

Donald Trump’s Idiot Son Says Dad Won’t Release Taxes, Because Then Everybody Could See His Taxes

If you know the things, then you will know the things, and you cannot know the things, because you must not know the things.
The senator and the trivia question answer.

You Got Your Seattle Drinky Thing In My Senate Sunday! Two Great Tastes, Etc., Etc

They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
It's been a while since we've used this!

Donald Trump 90% Wrong At Commander-In-Chief Forum, Exceeds Expectations

Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.