Oh, look, Republicans are screwing everyday Americans to help the big banks. Boy are we astonished.
We expected Betsy DeVos to be terrible. But are you even kidding with this!!!
Get ready for INSPIRATION!
So this is what it's like to live in North Korea!
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
There are few parasites worse than the people running for-profit colleges. Obviously, the Trump administration is eager to help them.
The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?
We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.
JOE BIDEN IS SO ANGRY AND IT IS WONDERFUL.
THESE. WOMEN. ARE. AMAZING.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
WE ARE NOT DEFENDING DONALD TRUMP.
Oh look, another legal problem with the Donald J. Trump Foundation. Impeach Hillary!