Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
There are few parasites worse than the people running for-profit colleges. Obviously, the Trump administration is eager to help them.
The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.
Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!
Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?
We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.
JOE BIDEN IS SO ANGRY AND IT IS WONDERFUL.
THESE. WOMEN. ARE. AMAZING.
You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
WE ARE NOT DEFENDING DONALD TRUMP.
Oh look, another legal problem with the Donald J. Trump Foundation. Impeach Hillary!
For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes.
If you know the things, then you will know the things, and you cannot know the things, because you must not know the things.
They probably won't be up past midnight counting the U.S. Senate ballots in Washington, is what we're saying.
Donald Trump dumped out even more concentrated stupid than usual at MSNBC's 'Commander-in-Chief Forum' Wednesday. But he didn't scream, so maybe he looked presidential.