Tag: veterans

Republicans Save Banks From Greedy Customers. THANK GOD!

Oh, look, Republicans are screwing everyday Americans to help the big banks. Boy are we astonished.

Betsy DeVos Couldn’t Hire Trump University Fraud Chief, Went With Next Best Thing

We expected Betsy DeVos to be terrible. But are you even kidding with this!!!

In Which Dear Leader Trump Celebrates Veterans With Hymns To Himself

So this is what it's like to live in North Korea!

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Betsy DeVos Rescues Another Obama Victim: Scammy For-Profit Colleges

There are few parasites worse than the people running for-profit colleges. Obviously, the Trump administration is eager to help them.

Trump So Sad Military Hospital Patients Were Denied Bibles, Which They Weren’t

The thing he's talking about was actually just meant to keep all the god-botherers from harassing the patients.

‘She Was Warned.’ Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 8, 2017

Elizabeth Warren won't sit down, Jake Tapper gets snippy with Kellyanne Conway, and Betsy DeVos will shove your kids full of Jesus. Your morning news brief!

Why Are We Boycotting Starbucks Today?

Starbucks has committed to hiring refugees in its stores around the world. WHY DOES STARBUCKS HATE AMERICA?

It’s Your Super Duper Mega-Nice 2016 Ultimate Nice Time Compendium!

We could all use some Nice Time about now. Here, have a whole lot of it.

Old Handsome Joe Biden Just Saying Maybe Donald Trump Is Stupid As Hell

JOE BIDEN IS SO ANGRY AND IT IS WONDERFUL.
This is of course ridiculous. Fluttershy wouldn't even make it to the stage.

Wonkagenda: Tuesday, October 4, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

Dear Media: Can You Please Let Donald Trump Step On His OWN Dick? Thanks.

WE ARE NOT DEFENDING DONALD TRUMP.
Maybe not that bright a guy. It's possible.

Donald Trump’s Foundation Never Bothered Getting Certified As A Real Charity, Egad.

Oh look, another legal problem with the Donald J. Trump Foundation. Impeach Hillary!