Tag: venezuela

Trump Makes America Great Again With New DADT. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug. 24, 2017

Trump gets official with his trans ban, fossil fuel companies aren't even trying anymore, and Kushner properties are throwing people in debtors' prison. Your morning news brief!

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

Trump Did His Kid’s Russia Homework! Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug 1, 2017

Trump does Little Donnie's Russian homework, Republicans try to move from healthcare, and Eric Trump tells Hannity about his dad's loads. Your morning news brief.
Don't mind me, I'm just being a complete asshole.

Sam Brownback Gets The Hell Out Of Dodge

Get it? Cause Dodge is, like, IN KANSAS.

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions Can’t Pee Test Everyone In D.C. Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 20, 2017

Patriots in the White House, Jesus doesn't love horndog gov Robert Bentley, and Rexxon is full steam ahead. Your morning news brief!

Exxon, You Dirty, Dirty Whore. Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 29, 2016

Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief!

Donald Trump Will Have You Know He Saved That Chunky Beauty Queen’s Job

Donald Trump wants you to know that he's THE GOOD GUY.
Everybody must get stoned

Sexxxy Richard Branson Says UN Should Drop Drug Policy Of ‘Keep Hitting Yourself’

Richard Branson, famous rich person and repository of some of the world's remaining sexxxiness reserves since the passing of Prince (PBUH), is so MAD, you guys, about the latest United Nations Drug Policy Agreement that just came out. Branson, the billionaire...
Middle seat, too. Never fails.

Lady-Douche Professor Is Your New Revolutionary Thoreau, By Being A Dick On An Airplane

Some people just don't handle the stress of commercial air travel well. If you're an emotionally wrecked drunken racist, you might slap a little baby for crying. If you're an overstressed pilot, you may start ranting about Afghanistan and...
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Idiot Republican Remembers Leonard Nimoy As Best Republican EVER!

For a guy who claims to be the hugest Star Trek fan in this galaxy or any other, Oregon state Rep. Bill Post is kind of a moron. After we learned last week of the death of Leonard Nimoy...

Joe Biden Pretty Sure He’s Not Trying To Become King Of Venezuela

News from Overseas! Or a really long drive South, at least. The White House is categorically denying that Old Handsome Joe Biden tried to overthrow the government of Venezuela, no matter how many sad breakup songs Venezuelan President Nicolas...

Conscience Demands We Address Events In Venezuela And Ukraine, Then Back To Zany American Bigots

It feels wrong to just go about our usual business of making dick jokes about politics without acknowledging that the governments of Venezuela and Ukraine are murdering peaceful protesters by the dozens. We won't pretend to have any special insight into either...

Breaking News Drudge Siren Red Alert And Such: Fidel Castro Still Not Dead

The New York Times reports that Fidel Castro is still alive, and will outlive every other current and former "presidente" on the planet. In addition, no American diplomats have been ousted from the island nation, or even from any...

Hugo Chavez Demands to Know If United States Gave Him Cancer

In case you ever wonder to yourself, as a dark thought experiment, what it sounds like when someone as profoundly paranoid and insane as Michele Bachmann actually ends up as a head of state, you get hilarious newz reports...