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What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Obama Alums Get Band Back Together To Save Obamacare Enrollment Trump Is Purposely Fucking Up

The Obama Government-in-Exile now has a health insurance education division.

Who Wants To Watch Frank Luntz’s Trump-Hatin’ Focus Group LOSE ITS SHIT? (ME! ME! I DO!)

Be like this awesome focus group, and #RESIST!

Wonkette Editrix Wins CNN

It's our Editriix! On the Teevee!

A Children’s Treasury Of Post-Debate Turd Polishing

Just how bigly Did Donald Trump win? If you're Kellyanne Conway, the bigliest!

No, The KKK Is Not And Has Never Been Liberal: A Historysplainer

Of course the Ku Klux Klan was never on the side of liberals and progress. This goes without saying. There can't possibly be anyone who disputes this basic notion, could there? Of course there could. Of fucking course there could....
Guns grabbed: Zero. Minds changed: Also zero.

Barack Obama’s CNN Gun Control Town Hall Sells A Million More Guns, Probably

Barack Obama took his call for slightly expanded background checks for gun purchase to CNN Thursday night, in an hour-long town hall where the president took some tough questions from pro-gun activists, and made the case that any action...
Never been forcibly kissed

Ladies! National Review’s Rich Lowry Will Jam His Tongue Down Your Throat, For Freedom!

National Review editor Rich Lowry would just like everyone to calm down, because there is no problem with sexual assault on college campuses. In an appearance on ABC's This Week yesterday, he was just delighted to announce that, because...

America Can Breathe Easy Now That Michele Bachmann Has Weighed In On The Border Crisis

As much as what they are saying is idiotic, we can sort of understand why politicians that reside near the southern border of these here United States would like to weigh in and talk tough about porous borders and...

Nice Time: LZ Granderson Plays “You Might Be A Homophobe If…” With Homophobe Ken Cuccinelli

Fecal protoplasm Ken Cuccinnelli was on Crossfire yesterday because when you are a losing loser who just lost a governor’s race and has seen legislators and judges roll back bills and causes you championed, it is very important for...

Tonight! Crossfire Returns To America’s Airwaves, Twitters, Facebooks, MySpaces, and Sonograms

Oh god so there is a new Crossfire? Apparently there is a new Crossfire. We had remained blissfully unaware of this because we did good things in a former life. The Editrix told us we had to write a...

Dana Loesch Speaks, Remarkably Does Not Shatter All Glass In Thousand-Mile Radius

Sometime back in the early 1990s, CNN left its standards at one of Ted Turner’s sheep ranches and has never bothered to so much as send out a couple of interns to bring them back. We can think of...

Van Jones Refuses To Resign From New Position At Center for American Progress

Deeply offensive human being and eternal Red Menace Van Jones is doing something green-related for domestic terrorist organization CAP. Did you know there are zero Taco Bell outlets in Havana, even though Cuba is so close to Mexico? Not...

Rep. Patrick McHenry Doesn’t Trust Obama’s New Soviet Shadow Cabinet

Oh dear: Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-NC) has apparently read The POLITICO's major investigative breaking news scoop about Obama's "czars." He thinks Obama should keep Russian oligarchs OUT of our schools and hospitals, and McHenry would like these czars to...

The Politico Discovers Some Major News Thing Called The ‘Czar Revolt’

Now. What does this headline even mean? Politico invented a list of 31 "czars" in the Obama administration, and then decided that this is a huge problem for the White House, having these 31 czars. There was such a...