Tag: Utah

Orrin Hatch Steals All The Dad Puns With Medical Pot Research Bill Announcement

Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Nobody’s Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop… Except Assholes At ‘Daily Caller’

Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'

So Now We’re Arresting Nurses For ‘Upholding The Constitution.’ Nice Job, Cops!

Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.

Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let’s Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House

Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.

If Jason Chaffetz Can’t Afford DC, Maybe He Shouldn’t Have Bought That New iPhone

What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
Expendable. Can't even ride a 4-wheeler on that thing!

Trump: Put Your Head Between Your Knees And Kiss Those ‘National Monuments’ Goodbye!

Beautiful vistas, like doctor visits, are for people who can afford them.

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Jason Chaffetz: GOP Healthcare Totally Affordable So Long As You Stop Owning Things

Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!

Utah GOPer: Women Should Be Paid Less So Their Male Co-Workers’ Wives Can Stay Home

He is sorry if you are offended by this, you weirdo who hates freedom.

Smegma-Faced Jason Chaffetz Literally Addicted To Hillary Clinton’s Emails, Please Send Help

Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not?
Father Forgive them, for they are dumb as fuck like whoa.

Trump Might Send 100,000 National Guard Troops To Round Up Illegal Mexicans. Totally Normal.

Hey, know who ELSE rounded up lots of people?

Jason Chaffetz Convinced He’s Got A Face You’d Have To Be *Paid* To Not To Love

You are all jealous! Jason Chaffetz looks good!

Jason Chaffetz’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Town Hall!

Couldn't have happened to a slimier bastard.

‘SEE YOU IN COURT!’ Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 10, 2017

Is Kellyanne Conway's Bill-Clinton-suing husband going to be the next solicitor general? Gee, that would be greeeeat. Your morning news brief!

Porn Sites Help Utah Kids With Hard Core Sex (Education)

Porn companies step into the breach to teach Utahns sex stuff.