Tag: Utah

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Roy Moore Raising Money From ALLEGEDLY Molesting Kids. Wonkagenda For Fri., Nov. 10, 2017

Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
It's more a label of the contents than an actual cancellation

Maine Voters Cram Medicaid Expansion Down Asshole Gov. Paul LePage’s Throat

Paul LePage vetoed Medicaid expansion five times. He can't veto this!

Who Wore This Red Wedding Dress Best? Katy Tur Or Katy Tur?

Congratulations, Katy! You're married now, Katy! The Fake News Media won't report it but it's true, Katy!

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

GOP Too Busy Trying To Kill Healthcare For Millions, So It Forgot To Renew Healthcare For Kids

Oh, the children? They actually FORGOT ABOUT the children.

Orrin Hatch Steals All The Dad Puns With Medical Pot Research Bill Announcement

Orrin Hatch wants more serious research on medical uses for marijuana, and he'll toke no excuses. Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!

Nobody’s Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop… Except Assholes At ‘Daily Caller’

Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'

So Now We’re Arresting Nurses For ‘Upholding The Constitution.’ Nice Job, Cops!

Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.

Now That Trumpcare Is Dead, Let’s Rest In This Spooky Old Abandoned House

Maybe that guy with the hockey mask will give us a ride.

If Jason Chaffetz Can’t Afford DC, Maybe He Shouldn’t Have Bought That New iPhone

What has a bad looking face and MIGHT be a hypocrite? Ding ding ding, it's Jason Chaffetz!

Senate Republicans: We Have To Pass Healthcare Bill In Order To WRITE It

If nobody admits writing it, nobody can be held responsible for it.
Expendable. Can't even ride a 4-wheeler on that thing!

Trump: Put Your Head Between Your Knees And Kiss Those ‘National Monuments’ Goodbye!

Beautiful vistas, like doctor visits, are for people who can afford them.

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Jason Chaffetz: GOP Healthcare Totally Affordable So Long As You Stop Owning Things

Jason Chaffetz is being offensive again, and we aren't even talking about his face!