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Mike Huckabee Will Be President Of Making All The Ladies Stop Saying Gay Cusses!

Former Arkansas governor and current traditional values hall monitor Mike Huckabee announced his candidacy for the Republican nomination for president today in Hope, Arkansas, because he is from there, just like Bill Clinton! The theme of the day was...

Shorter Mike Huckabee: It’s Called Chivalry, Bitches

Women are strange creatures, aren't they? With their shoes and their vaginas and their not being men, they are quite the mystery. Like magnets. And how the tide goes in, the tide goes out. If only there were someone,...

Mike Huckabee Practices New GOP Outreach To Women: They’re Whores Who Can’t Stop Boning

Here is a funny thing. In 2008, your Editrix believed -- and said to people, with her mouth! -- that Mike Huckabee, the kindly preacher who didn't seem to actively want to skin and eat the poor, would be...

Wall Street Journal: Why Is Obama Siding With College Students Against These Poor Banks?

Yesterday, we learned a lot of fun facts about the one trillion dollar student loan bubble! Like the fact that student loans (unlike any other unsecured line of credit) cannot be discharged in bankruptcy, so the debt will never,...