James Comey spills his guts, Michael Cohen tries to hide his shit, and Trump mad he has to be mean to Putin. Your morning news brief.
These might actually leave a mark!
Paul Manafort is under Mueller's magnifying glass, Scott Pruitt somehow gets even more sleazy, and good LORD Donald Trump is fuckin' dumb. Your morning news brief.
Trump’s Law & Order America: Woman Gets 5 Years For Illegal Vote, Actual Nazi War Criminal Still Free
What a strange country we've become.
Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.
Expelling Russian spies? Big whoop. Call us when they sanction Putin's ass.
Whatever Pee Tape Russia Has On Donald Trump Must Be DISGUSTING. A VERY MAD Lesson On Recent Russian History!
Dimwitted Manchurian President STUPIDASS.
Maybe if the Russians kill Twitter, Trump will give a shit about cyber security?
Trust us, this hurts Donald Trump more than it hurts Russia.
Also he is MICHAEL COHEN'S BIGGEST RUSSIAN SPY BUDDY!
Robert Mueller is just asking questions!
Meet George Nader! HE KNOWS SHIT.
Hey, breaking news, Devin Nunes is full of shit.
Hey, Paul Manafort! Remember All That Shit You Pulled To Sell The World On The Ukrainian Dictator? Robert Mueller Remembers!
The Manafort Indictments: UKRAINE EDITION!
The 562,829 Best Times Paul Manafort And Rick Gates Were SUCH A IDIOT In Robert Mueller’s Latest Indictments
Oh my GOD these guys are so fucked.