Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?
LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!
Oh look, another foreign agent up Donald Trump's ass.
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
The Senate Intelligence Committee wants to go to Jared! Is he in BIG TROUBLE MISTER?
Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
Another cacophonous vomit fountain of bullshit from Spicer.
OOH, BIG TOUGH STRONG MAN!
Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief!
Has Anyone Donald Trump Knows NOT Shared A Romantic Hot Tub With The Russian Ambassador? Your Crazy Russia Roundup!
Golly, everyone in the Trump regime just CAN'T STOP TALKING TO SERGEY KISLYAK!
Jeff Sessions: ‘Aren’t I A Good Boy For Recusing Myself? LOOK WHAT A GOOD BOY I AM!’ Your Open Thread!
Taking bets on when Sessions will ultimately resign, in your OPEN THREAD.
Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!
Still no 'replace' in 'repeal and,' Sean Spicer's phone problems, and Little Marco explains why he's so damn spineless! Your morning news brief!
Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.
More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!