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Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Vladimir Putin Pees On Donald Trump, Tells Him It’s Raining

He's just not that into you!

Deleted Comments: When He’s Not Lying, Alex Jones Is A Serious Journalist

We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?

Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK?

Everything about this story makes our head hurt.

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Well Of Course Reddit Deplorables Are Drafting Legislation For Congress. U Elites Mad?

A congressional staffer turned to conspiracy freaks on Reddit to find dirt on Hillary Clinton for the House to investigate. Yay, internet!

Kellyanne Conway, You Are No Bob Dylan. Or Even The INXS Guy (RIP)

Kellyanne's on the pavement, thinkin' 'bout the government.

Donald Trump’s European Vacation. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 6, 2017

Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.

Paul Manafort Suddenly Remembers He’s A Foreign Agent For ‘Not America’

Oh look, another literal actual foreign agent in Donald Trump's inner circle.

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!

How Many Countries Helped Trump Steal 2016 Election? Sean Spicer Says ALL OF THEM KATIE

MAYBE Russia helped, but only if everybody else peer pressured them.

TrumpCare Digs Its Own Grave. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 26, 2017

TrumpCare might get worse, Princess Ivanka tries to stay out of politics, and it's LOW-ENERGY week at Trump's White House. Your morning news brief!