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Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.

They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

Donna Brazile Wrote A Thing. Oh.

Are we supposed to have a reaction to this?

Paul Manafort Has Three Passports, Couple Of Visas, Don’t Even Know His Real Name

Robert Mueller is just trying to make sure these wayward boys don't run away to RUSSIA or something.

TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!

Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.

Good Morning, Paul Manafort! You Are In Jail!

Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have surrendered to the FBI! Who will be the next target of the Mueller investigation?

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Vladimir Putin Pees On Donald Trump, Tells Him It’s Raining

He's just not that into you!

Deleted Comments: When He’s Not Lying, Alex Jones Is A Serious Journalist

We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?

Chuck C. Johnson, Julian Assange, And Dana Rohrabacher Walk Into A Bar, Because WHAT EVEN THE FUCK?

Everything about this story makes our head hurt.

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!

Trumpocalyspe WOW! Wonkagenda for Friday, August 11, 2017

Trump-Russia is getting CRAZY, House Freedom Crazies want another crack at the ACA, and the NRA finally has words on Philando Castile. Your morning news brief!

Well Of Course Reddit Deplorables Are Drafting Legislation For Congress. U Elites Mad?

A congressional staffer turned to conspiracy freaks on Reddit to find dirt on Hillary Clinton for the House to investigate. Yay, internet!