Meet Alex van der Zwaan! He is A LIAR TO THE FBI-ER.
The Memo gets shredded, incumbent House Republicans running scared, and Illinois GOP embraces hate. Your morning news brief.
Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.
Roy Moore too gross for Alabama, Mike Cernovich just got caught, and Republicans want to start tax fuckery ASAP. Your morning news brief.
Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.
Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?
Pip pip and cheerio!
Are we supposed to have a reaction to this?
Robert Mueller is just trying to make sure these wayward boys don't run away to RUSSIA or something.
Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.
Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have surrendered to the FBI! Who will be the next target of the Mueller investigation?
Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.
He's just not that into you!
We've got a full menu of morons, morans, and maroons today. And have you considered Alex Jones's contributions to serious journalism?
Everything about this story makes our head hurt.