Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!
Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!
YOU get a lawyer! And YOU get a lawyer! EVERYBODY GETS A LAWYER!
Says the Senate and House intel committees, THAT'S WHO.
Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.
Oh no, is Jared Kushner in TROUBLE???????
Golly, this sure is a lot of smoke! There's probably no fire though.
Would the people writing this reality at least try to come up with something plausible, please?
LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!
Oh look, another foreign agent up Donald Trump's ass.
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
The Senate Intelligence Committee wants to go to Jared! Is he in BIG TROUBLE MISTER?
Gorsuch leaves GOP Senators in smiles, Paul Manafort is in deep state trouble, Jared Kushner is building a giant penis building. Your morning news brief!
Another cacophonous vomit fountain of bullshit from Spicer.
OOH, BIG TOUGH STRONG MAN!