Tag: uganda

The Stupidest Man On The Internet’s History Of Stupid Gay Stories: A Stupid Review

Rightwing blogger Jim Hoft came out Monday as a gay homosexual, and we decided to look at the careful line he walked: Condemning Islamic crimes against gays, while neither clearly supporting nor condemning gay rights in America.

Can Someone Please Come And Collect Ann Coulter? Anyone?

Remember when Ann Coulter was the shit? No, not when she was shitty. She's always that. But remember the heyday of the late nineties and early oughts, when you couldn't turn over a viciously nativist racist homophobic rock without...

Gay-Hating Oregon Bakers Real Tired Of Getting Concentration Camped By Hitler

Ready for another dumb Hitler analogy, because this is the week where we do those? Let's get reacquainted with Aaron and Melissa Klein, who decided to be martyrs just like Jesus, by refusing to make a cake for a...

Weather Channel Has Evil Scheme To Trick Old Wingnuts Into Believing Climate Change Is Real

If you are an 86-year-old wingnut, next time you switch back to the Weather Channel from "Wheel Of Fortune," you might be in for a surprise. There might be a terrible and bad Smartie Pants person talking at you...
Oh now that's just tacky.

Wingnuts’ Last-Ditch Effort To Make Justices Stay Home On Gay Marriage Day Shockingly Unsuccessful

As you are reading this, oral arguments are underway in Obergefell v. Hodges, the Supreme Court case which will very likely give Americans full, nationwide marriage equality right in their hetero throats. Reportedly, all nine justices decided to come to...

John Oliver Looks At Uganda’s Insane Anti-Gay Laws, Meets Uganda’s Sanest Person (Video)

To celebrate Gay Pride Month, John Oliver recapped some of the steps forward toward marriage equality, and notes that at this rate, the only suspense remaining is in guessing "which state is going to be last. Who could it...

Daily Show Calls For Revenge On West Virginia Water Terrorists; Stephen Colbert Advocates Endless War To End War

Good morning! Our first Clipbait of the week brings you The Daily Show applying the logic of the War on Terror to the West Virginia chemical spill, and Stephen Colbert's simple plan to make sure Afghanistan won't fall apart...

Fear Of Death Excellent Motivator In ‘Curing’ President’s Trans Nanny

Proving that harrassment and fear of death can be excellent motivators, Uganda-style, in curing the twin Evils of Ghey and Unnatural, the Muslim Indonesian President Barack Noobama's onetime nanny, in Indonesia, where he was born, has disavowed her cross-dressing...

Obama Starting New War In … Uganda! Sure, Uganda Sounds Good

Is the War of Libya over? Who knows. How about the War In Iraq? Kind of dull these days, we guess. War against Afghanistan? Very expensive and busy, as always, but it's mostly boring Robot Raptors laser-blasting poor families...

Rick Warren Finally Denounces Ugandan ‘Kill All Gays’ Legislation

Hey give some credit to old Rick Warren, for finally publicly condemning the Ugandan Anti-Homosexuality bill, on the Internet. While it's a little late and incredibly convoluted ("Uhh uhh I have been secretly involved in quiet negotiations this whole...

Why Not Just Put Idi Amin Back In Charge, While They’re At It?

Your Wonkette's total hatred for all forms of cable news has been well established by this point, but that Rachel Maddow, goodness, she is one hot potato sometimes! This Ugandan Anti-Homosexuality bill and its estuaries of sadness should be...

Perhaps This Is Rick Warren’s Revenge!

Here we have the most recent entry from smarmy hippopotamus Rick Warren's Twitter page, the rest of which is SO. GRATING. GAHH. (Example: "If God says 2 things that appear contradictory, both are true.The problem is U trying to...

You Are Not Allowed To Get Mad At Rick Warren For His Latest Terrible Act

Homophobic fat-butt Mr. Pastor Rick Warren likes to do one thing and that is to lie. He's a lot like that other guy, Lanny Davis: they both cultivate images of themselves as non-partisan peacebrokers, but when you point out...

Barack Obama Is … A Rhino?

Some silly scamps labor under the grave misconception that our president is a bird, or a giraffe, or a unicorn. But no, Obama is a wee baby rhinoceros, born in a Ugandan zoo to a Kenyan father and an...