Tag: twitter

Have you ever REALLY LOOKED at your hand? Fascinating.

Pot Legalization Bills Big Today For Some Reason. Spring Weather, Probably.

Lots of completely unnecessary giggling today. Knock that off, you.

Pizzagate Crazy Roseanne Fave Says Hillary Clinton Carved A Witch Face On A Lady’s Vagina. AND SO MUCH MORE!

Get to know Liz Crokin, the ex-gossip columnist who thinks Hollywood and DC are colluding to EAT ALL THE CHILDREN.

Oklahoma Senate Might Fund Schools, If Only To Get All These Teachers Out Of Their Hair

Oklahoma legislators should know these teachers deal with surly teenagers, angsty tweens, and hyperactive elementary kids. The politicians are outmatched.

Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018

Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.

Donald Trump Still VERY Bad At Killing Obamacare

It may not be paradise, but that's no reason to pave it over.

Donald Trump’s China Tariffs Gonna Screw Over Iowa. Is Iowa Important For Politics?

International trade actually turns out to be pretty darn complicated. Just ask Milo Minderbinder.
A leader of little green plastic men

Trump Wants To Grab Mexico By The Posse Comitatus

More red meat for the Basest of the Base.

Build The Wall Out Of Soldiers! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 4, 2018

Trump wants to build a border wall out of soldiers, Scott Walker is screaming BLUUUUUE WAAAAVE, and Robert Mueller has some questions. Your morning news brief.
tech guy v 1.0

Donald Trump Fucking Amazon To Own The Libs

Donald Trump is out to give Robber Barons a bad name.

Donald Trump Observed Autism Awareness Day. Oh Dear.

Oh lord this man.
Republican creative type.

Ted Nugent Says He Isn’t Hate Speech, YOU’RE The Hate Speech!

Unlike the slightly classier Frank Stallone, Nugent will not be apologizing for his remarks about the Parkland survivors.

Laura Ingraham Taking ‘Week Off’ At Big Happy Farm Where She Can Run And Play With Bill O’Reilly

Maybe she doesn't deserve to lose her job over one mean tweet. But why does she have a job in the first place?
Imaginary driver on closed videogame course. Do not attempt.

Sacramento Sheriff Does Hit And Run To Lady At Stephon Clark Protest, Wingnuts Probably Still At Half-Chub

You actually aren't allowed to drive over protesters, even if you're scared.
The right to bare legs is much more fun

Gun News Roundup: Who’s A Nazi Today, Other Than Actual Nazis?

Guns are still legal, but Laura Ingraham ain't looking so good.

Does Robert Mueller Have Some InfoWars Guy At Black Site, Just Like Crazy Twitter Says?

Why Is Robert Mueller torturing crazy rightwing people, if he is, even?