What the fucking fuck was this fucking fuckhead doing with a fucking security clearance?
Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.
Alex Jones will never convert for the jokes.
It's just awful how the media drove its leftist identity politics narrative into that crowd of people in Charlottesville.
No Nazi! No Nazi! YOU'RE the Nazi!
Too much Derp in one place.
He keeps using that word. We do not think it means what he thinks it means.
When it comes to comedy, Mike Huckabee is definitely a former governor of Arkansas.
The Statue of Liberty is very triggering for conservatives now. Also this is your OPEN THREAD!
Somebody at Walmart doesn't like Mondays.
Trump pouts the world into nuclear threat, Kellyanne Conway wonders if you're high, and Sean Hannity loses his shit on Mitch McConnell. Your morning news brief!
Russia? Real but confusing. Black lady college student selling Trump crap? Fake, and more confusing than Russia.
Putin's gonna be MAAAAAAAAAAD.
Some guy tapped him on the shoulder. It was harrowing.
Trumpkins may have authoritarian leanings? The deuce you say!
Rick Perry knows stuff real good.