Tag: tucker carlson

Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 6, 2018

Democrats write their own memo, the markets are in a nose dive, and Hannity blames Obama for all the bad things. Your morning news brief.

She Shuts Shit Down By The Shit Show. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 19, 2018

Republicans are about to shutdown the government (again), LA Times publisher is a big bag of dicks, and Fusion GPS told Congress Trump-Russia worse than we thought. Your morning news brief.

MAXINE WATERS, YOU STOP HURTING THE DAILY CALLER’S RACIALLY TRANSCENDENT MLK DAY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW!

Maxine Waters can say what she fucking wants, please and thanks.

Donald Trump Opens His Shithole

Shithead says what?

What A Shithole. Wonkagenda For Fri., Jan. 12, 2018

Trump calls Caucasianally challenged Not America a 'shithole,' Missouri's governor has some explaining to do, and Russian hackers are ready for 2018. Your morning news brief!

Want Even More Nasty Trump Gossip From Michael Wolff? What A Gluttonous Slut You Are!

NOW FEATURING TUCKER CARLSON AND KELLYANNE CONWAY AND HOPE HICKS AND MAGGIE HABERMAN!

NUTCRACKERS! Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 22, 2017

Congress averts a shutdown (for now), Miss America is full of assholes, and a special delivery for Papa John.

Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious

Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.

What It’s Like When Twitchy And The Daily Caller Drive You To Drink

The internet is very stupid sometimes.
P.S. They ARE crackpots

Trump Sends Crazy Uncle Bill To Tell CIA How Chemtrails Hacked Our Election

There seem to be decomposing squirrel carcasses inside the president's brain, and they are mating.

Tucker Carlson And Glenn Greenwald Prove Horseshoe Theory With Hot New Video ‘Two Guys, One Horseshoe’

And in the middle, holding the horseshoe, is Sean Hannity, because duh it always is.

The Week In Garbage People: Internet Racists Try To Make #ItsOkayToBeWhite Hoax Happen

Oh man, you really got us this time, 4chan!

Google Playing For The GOP. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 27, 2017

Google has MORE splaining to do, Republicans try to pee all over THE DOSSIER, and Mark Halperin is SUPER gross. Your morning news brief!

Tucker Carlson Now Being Gross And Weird About The Jews

Wait, that can't be right.

Tucker Carlson Unsure If Witches Are Legally Allowed To Cast Spells On Donald Trump

To be fair, the only thing he's sure about is that black people scare him.