We're not saying he set fire to a bridge then whispered 'Bridge Out' as a bus drove by. But we're not saying he wouldn't.
THE MEMO blames Rod Rosenstein, Trump is, like, not a feminist, and the Koch Brothers LOVE the Trump tax cuts (for the super rich). Your morning news brief.
Shithole Shutdown splashes over everyone, Devin Nunes is trying to hide his paperwork, and net neutrality takes a couple steps forward. Your morning news brief.
Someone in the president's office is posting revenge porn, MO gov is ALLEGED sex-crimer, and they're about to do unspeakable things to Medicaid. Your morning news brief!
Roy Moore is a gross pervert and people are actually defending him, the Senate shows its tax cuts (for the super rich), and old Reaganites are full of sads. Your morning news brief.
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
Trump is so proud of how he is ending healthcare subsidies for poor folks, and also making insurance that doesn't cover anything more widely available!
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
TrumpCare dies (again), Jill Stein Facebook ads paid for in rubles, and brace yourself, the Trump Tax is coming.
Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!
Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!
Trump goes to the UN, Son of Zombie TrumpCare lurches forward, and Hillary Clinton has some advice. Your morning news brief.
TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
A terror attack in London, racial tensions boiling in St. Louis, and Facebook sells ads for Nazis. Your morning news brief.
Trump talks DACA with Dems, Trump-Russia twists in a new direction, and Notorious RBG nicetime! Your morning news brief!