Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Trump breaks up with Julian Assange, Alex Jones's custody battle got WHOO BOY NASTY, and Jason Chaffetz wants you to know his pooper is sparkling clean! Your morning news brief!
Jon Ossoff takes off running, Donald Trump loses his boats, and Nazi jerks get served. Your morning news brief!
In 24 hours Trump thanked a dictator, dodged his taxes, and blamed Obama for gang violence. Your morning news brief!
The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are free at last! From having healthcare and being able to go see a doctor when we need to!
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!
Congress trashes TrumpCare, Trump dumps Bannon, and Valdimir Putin HATES being called a gay clown! Your morning news brief!
Jeff Merkley won't sit down, Fox can't stand up, and Trump's poll numbers fall. Your morning news brief!
And if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor. You just can't *afford* your doctor anymore.
Conservatives try to create a clever rouse, Carter Page admits he worked with Russian spies, Mike Pence plays the House Freedom crazies. Your morning news brief!
All those men laughing about paying for mammograms? Yeah, this is for you.
Mike Flynn SO, SO scared he's Benedict Arnold, Trump's going to war with tea party crazies, and a wild Rex Tillerson appeared in Foggy Bottom! Go, Morning News Brief!
The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!
James O’Keefe Wannabes Get So Many Felonies! Just Like James O’Keefe! Wonkagenda For Wed., March 29, 2017
Hillary went out last night to kick ass and wear leather; red states are beefing up Medicaid expansion now the black guy's gone; and Trump's hands too tiny and weak to throw out a sportsball 'first pitch,' whatever that might be. Your morning news!
Donald Trump freaked out on Twitter last night. No, it's true!