Out of the mouths of evil shitweasels...
The House unveils TrumpCare 2.0, Jeff Sessions tries to scare sanctuary cities, and Tomi Laharen gets hit with the ban hammer! Your morning news brief!
Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!
Trump's going to kill Big Bird and the olds, Paul Ryan MIGHT raise the debt ceiling, and Hannity pulls a gun! Your morning news brief!
Federal judges pee on Muslim Ban 2.0 (yay!), Dutch Nazi Geert Wilder loses (hooray!), and even Paul Ryan admits his health plan needs a pick-me-up. Your morning news brief!
Rachel Maddow sure indeedy did get our attention, didn't she?
Senators want James Comey to come out and play, Rachel Maddow broke the Internet, and TrumpCare is DOA! Your morning news brief!
Just a small sample of the great minds weighing in on the issue of the day.
We already knew ACA repeal would suck. Now we know how much it would suck WITH NUMBERS. It sucks a LOT.
Let's go to imagination land, where the person who got the most votes is actually the president RIGHT NOW!
Was Paul Ryan's love for Donald Trump NEVER TRUE? Oh how surprising!
Republicans TRY to love TrumpCare, the NRA wants you to love Neil Gorsuch, and President Bannon throws Paul Ryan under the bus. Your morning news brief!
Kellyanne Conway talks to home appliances, Steve King sticks his nose where it doesn't belong, and Old Handsome Joe returns! Your morning news brief!
What is next, Honey Boo Boos, do you want tiaras for everyone too? SUBSIDIZED SPANX AND BODY GLITTER? Do you want the government to buy Vaseline for your teeth?
Let's all visit the sausage factory!
What Tom Cotton really meant was that Republicans should be more like Democrats. Maybe he could get behind single-payer next.