Tag: Trump twitter

Emma Gonzalez Will Be The Boss Of You

This kid right here. DAMN.

President Psycho Dick Spent His Holiday Weekend Tweeting, Because Of Course He Did

Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!

Boy Howdy, Trump Is NOT Gonna Like This Reince Priebus Interview

Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!

Fox News And GOP Jackholes Have New Conspiracy, And It Is That Barack Obama Was President

HANNITY'S SHOW GONNA BE LIT TONIGHT, Y'ALL!

Have We Mentioned That Devin Nunes Is A Total Idiot Who Can’t Even Lie Good?

Devin Nunes is just pretty sure Donald Trump has never met George Papadopoulos, which is weird because HEY LOOK AT THIS PICTURE.

Fox News Apparently Just Trying To Get People Killed Now

This shit is getting scary.

Today Marks Either The 500 Year Or One Year Anniversary Of Trump’s Presidency. Hard To Tell!

In case you've blocked out all of the horror over the past year, allow us to refresh your memory with Wonkette's top ten Trump-related posts!

President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed ‘Em Which One Is ‘Camel’

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!

Trump’s Twitter Insults Getting Even Less Clever, Because Somehow That Was Possible

Stable genius can't figure out how to insult SOMEBODY NAMED DICK.

Very Stable Genius Spends Morning Torching His Own FISA Bill On Twitter

Donald Trump doesn't have time for television. He's reading documents. Important documents.

It’s Not 11:00 AM Yet, So SHHHHHHH THE PRESIDENT IS STILL HAVING BEDROOM TIME!

President Lazy Ass even bigger President Lazy Ass than he was when he started. Wonder why!

Where’s Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That’s Right, He’s In Hell.

HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.

It Appears President Trump May Be Ill-Suited For Job Of Not Killing Us All

Remember when Trump said being unpredictable was just good foreign policy?

Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un

He's going to get us all killed.