Tag: Trump twitter

Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?

At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.

President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!

Trump Gonna Find Those Fake Lying Leakers, Put Them In FAKE LYING JAIL!

He should appoint a special counsel to investigate HIMSELF, oh wait we already have that.

Rachel Maddow Has Questions About Michael Cohen, And They Are All LOLOL THE FUCK YOU SAY?

This scandal gets stupider and weirder and stupider and weirder ...

This Is What Chris Cillizza Got Paid More Than You To Do Yesterday

THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH CNN?

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Ready For Rudy Giuliani To Go Away And Shut Up Again

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Rudy Giuliani May Have Committed Wee Oopsie In Trump/Stormy Daniels Case, If You Can Even Believe It

Is Rudy Giuliani evil, senile, stupid or ALL OF THEM KATIE?
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Has 49 Questions For President Hugefuckingliar, So He Can Lie To Mueller 49 Times!

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, DONALD TRUMP. You got some 'splaining to do!

Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Even With This Last News Week

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

No, We Are Not Reading Devin Nunes’s Stupid Ass House Intel Russia Report, Thanks For Asking

CLICK HERE FOR WONKETTE'S BRILLIANT INSIGHTS ON DEVIN NUNES'S LATEST CANOE TRIP UP HORSESHIT RIVER!

RUN, RONNY, RUN! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 24, 2018

Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.
When I was born they looked at me and said "What a good boy, what a strong boy ... "

James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)

James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)
DOESN'T SAY LIES

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That’s Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.