Tag: trump tweets

Let Donald Trump’s Lawyer Explain You Why Dead Loser Slaver-Traitor Robert E. Lee Is Your Real Dad

Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.

Durham Topples Confederate Statue. Be Like Durham. Wonkagenda For Tues., Aug. 15, 2017

Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!

General Kelly Really Getting Trump’s Rage-Tweets Under Control, LOL #JOKES

President Fuck-Bonkers was up bright and early, doing the hard work of playing on Twitter.

House Judiciary Committee Demands To Know Why Hillary Clinton Fired James Comey

Just another day at the Congressional sausage factory.

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

Trump Tried To Reach Out And Touch Intel Chiefs. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 7, 2017

Trump touched more intel officials inappropriately, Eric Trump thinks his father's critics aren't people, and we got a new FBI director nominee to learn all about! Your morning news brief!

Comey To Come Out And Play! Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 1, 2017

Comey's coming back to Congress, Trump's giving back Russian spy mansions, and Hillary Clinton keeps it real. Your morning news brief!

Your James Comey Firing Shitshow! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 10, 2017

Comey on everyone's lips, more about James Comey, and some stories about James Comey. Your morning news brief!

Trump Makes Up For Lifetime Of Pussygrabbing With Last Minute Women’s History Month Video

Perhaps unsurprisingly, it only lasts 40 seconds, if you know what we're saying and we think you do.
Now here's a man who LOVES the Hispanics and their taco bowls

Hillary Clinton Like ‘Hey Donald Trump, Have Fun In Mexico LOLOLOLOL’

Trump's trip to Mexico will either be a disaster, or a bloody effing disaster, depending on your perspective.