Tag: trump tweets
All shutdown and no golf makes Donnie a dull boy. More of a dull boy.
Steve Bannon is squealing, Donald Trump runs from the treadmill to the campaign trail, and the NYTimes surrenders its op-ed page to Trump supporters. Your morning news brief.
Gigantic toddler throws tantrum about being good enough, smart enough, and how people like him.
ALL THE BEST WORDS.
Maybe he should just quit pretending and fire the Cabinet. Clearly the idiots at Fox are running the country anyway.
Don't think we've ever actually been shocked by a Trump tweet before. Your morning news brief.
HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.
Here's your daily Flynnghazi roundup. Because shit is gettin' real!
Better hope nobody else calls in sick for their shift at the adult daycare!
TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!
He say DACA, ain't there nothin' I can take? He say DACA, to relieve this bellyache?
Donald Trump Flew All The Way To Missouri To Talk About Taxes, And Boy Are His Lies Tired. A Livestream!
Are you ready for Donald Trump to read some lies from a teleprompter? We sure are!
Some old soldiers may have a clever plan to make Trump's idiotic transgender ban just fade away.
Someone is wrong on the internet, and it's the president's lawyer.
Trump reads an apology, special elections get heated, and neo-Nazis are having a sad. Your morning news brief!
President Fuck-Bonkers was up bright and early, doing the hard work of playing on Twitter.
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