Tag: trump transition

Looks Like Robert Mueller Has A New Little Buddy, And It Is Rick Gates!

Big news in the Mueller investigation!

That Motherfucker Trump Is Probably Going To Ruin Christmas, So Get Ready, America!

In Trump's America, we deck the halls and roast chestnuts and check our phones every hour to make sure fuckhead hasn't fired Robert Mueller. FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA!

Should Robert Mueller Put Erik Prince In Jail For Trump-Russia Crimes? Yes Or OH FUCK YES?

SPOILER, the answer is probably yes.

But Michael Flynn’s Russian Uraniums!

We're sure Sean Hannity will do a Glenn Beck chart about this on his TV show tonight. You bet.

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

Michael Flynn’s #PizzaGate Loving Idiot Son In Big Trouble With Robert Mueller, Mister!

Go to your room, #PizzaGate Junior!

Trump Nazi Sebastian Gorka’s Asshole Wife Murdered Funding For Ex-Nazi Therapy Group, Isn’t That Funny?

And people wonder why things like Charlottesville are happening.

Jared Kushner Innocent Of All Russian Crimes, According To Jared Kushner

Bet you DUMB LIBS feel pretty DUMB right now.

GOP Congressman From Moscow Still GOP Congressman From Moscow

Ladies and gentleladies, DANA FUCKING ROHRABACHER!

Kris Kobach Already Has Plans To Suppress Voting, So Why Bother With Fraud Commission?

Just because the head of the voter fraud commission had big plans for making voting harder doesn't mean he's biased.

Trump Achieves Best Boner In Years Over CNN’s Russia Story Fuckup

Regular Wonkette readers will not be surprised who at CNN fucked up this particular story.

Nation’s Old Dads Furious ‘Little Punk’ Jared Kushner Asked Russians For Secret Spy Phone To Moscow

Nation's fathers do not care for that little fucking punk, thinks he's gonna beat the FBI!