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Here’s All The Hottest Russia Investigation News, None Of Which Is About Hillary’s Uranium

Sorry, Donald Trump, the grown-ups are talking.

Putin’s Arch-Nemesis Allowed To Come To America Again, Because SUCK IT, PUTIN!

WHY THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Why The Fuck Did The State Department Just Ban Putin’s Arch-Nemesis From America?

This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably.

If Maggie Haberman’s Hot Takes Get Any Hotter, We’re All Going To Burn To Death

You guys, Maggie Haberman is wrong about a thing again.

TRUMPCARE Back From The Dead! Wonkagenda For Monday, Sept. 18, 2017

TrumpCare rides again, Trump's lawyers do a loud dumb-dumb, and the Emmys took a dump on Trump. Your morning news brief!

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

Dana Rohrabacher Ready To Dead-Drop Julian Assange’s Love Notes Into Donald Trump’s Pants

Rohrabacher has THE REAL TRUTH about who hacked last year's election, and surprise, it wasn't his beloved motherland Russia.

Glenn Thrush Clearly Woke Up On The ‘Chris Cillizza’ Side Of The Bed This Morning

We're sorry, Glenn, but we have to make an example out of you right now.

Trump Russian Buddy Bragged About Using Russia To Elect Trump. TOTALLY NORMAL.

Isn't this how presidential elections always work in America?

Guess What, Michael Flynn And Paul Manafort! Robert Mueller Is Literally IN YOUR ASS.

All your Trump-Russia updates right here!

Another Trump Staffer Sending Weird Russian Emails? YOU DON’T SAY.

Seems like you couldn't work for the Trump campaign unless you had a rolodex full of Russians.

Oh Go Fuck Yourself With A Tiki Torch, Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson knows who the real racists are, and it's the Left, who are racist against racists.

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Literally Just Defended Charlottesville Nazis Because Fuck It We’re Done Here

OH WOW HOLY SHIT DONALD TRUMP WHITE SUPREMACIST MOTHERFUCKIN' SAY WHAT?