Tag: trump russia scandal

Will Trump Fire Robert Mueller? Find Out On Next Week’s ‘Celebrity Apprentice’!

We're living in a fucking reality show.

Trey Gowdy To Chair House Oversight Committee, Finally Get Truth About Benghazi

Sorry, you have seen his face before.

The Torch Is Passed: Donald Trump Jr. Assumes Dad’s Twitter Rant Mantle

He was the only Trump tweeting during James Comey's testimony, so he'll have to do. Sad!

Is President Steve Bannon The REAL White House Leaker? MAAAAAYBE!

We are just asking, because it SURE SEEMS LIKE IT!

Oh Fiddlesticks, Did Jeff Sessions Do Even More Perjury About Russian Contacts Than We Thought?

It slipped his mind! ALL OF IT SLIPPED HIS MIND!

‘Recused’ Shitweasel Devin Nunes Will Obstruct Justice For Trump If It’s The Last Thing He Does!

Glad to see Devin Nunes didn't learn anything from the last time he obstructed justice right in front of everybody's faces.

Ain’t Nobody Want To Work For Donald Trump, Because Who Can Afford The Lawyer Bills?

In other news, rats are unwilling to get onto a sinking ship.

You Want Trump-Russia Investigation Updates? We Have Trump-Russia Investigation Updates! YOU CLICK HERE NOW.

Who's under investigation? Who's being subpoenaed? OH ALL OF THEM KATIE!

Sean Hannity Just Asking: Can’t We Boycott Rachel Maddow For ‘Reasons’?

Sean Hannity knows the real enemy: That lady with higher ratings.

Trump Asshole Lawyer Michael Cohen Under Congressional Investigation Now, Because SAYS WHO?

Says the Senate and House intel committees, THAT'S WHO.

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Is A Bot Account Used To Spread Disinformation

Disclaimer: None of the comments in this week's edition were actually deleted. Some weren't even comments!

Joe Lieberman. Door. Ass. Buh-Bye!

We won't have Joe Lieberman to kick around anymore, and Donald Trump won't have him to kick around at all.

The FBI Went To Jared!

Oh no, is Jared Kushner in TROUBLE???????

Hannity Going On Vacation To Farm Where He Can Run And Chase Chickens All Day Long

Is Sean Hannity headed for the Home For Retired Fox Hosts? Probably not. But one can hope.