Tag: trump russia investigation

Uh Oh, Donald Trump, Michael Cohen Gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!

Will Michael Cohen flip on Donald Trump? Yes or LOLOLOLOL YES?
Yup yup yup yup

GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!

Sean Hannity Can Haz ALL DONALD TRUMP’S LAWYERS?

The world of Trump and Hannity is weird and gross and incestuous, ALLEGEDLY.

The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His ‘Lawyer’ Michael Cohen On Live TV!

This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.

It Was Sean Hannity, In Michael Cohen’s Office, With A Boner (ALLEGEDLY)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
When I was born they looked at me and said "What a good boy, what a strong boy ... "

James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)

James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)

HEY MICHAEL COHEN, SHOW US THAT FUCKIN’ PASSPORT AGAIN!

HEY-O MOTHERFUCKER!
DOESN'T SAY LIES

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That’s Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.

Steve Bannon Gonna Show Trump How To Dissolve Russia Investigation In An Acid-Filled Bathtub

'Legal Expert' Steve Bannon's advice to Trump: ACT AS GUILTY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
he was just trying to help Mis-turrr Twump!

What The Hell Did The Feds Want From Michael Cohen? We Are Getting A Glimmer Of An Idea!

MASSIVE CAMPAIGN FINANCE FRAUD. That is what this is all about. WE THINK.
DOESN'T SAY LIES

Wait, Trump LIED His Spray-Tanned Nuts Off About James Comey? How Could That BEEEEE?

WHOA HEY, somebody else kept the receipts, and his name is Dana Boente!
Gonna fuck you up!

Here Is Some Robert Mueller News, Because Trump’s Ass Wasn’t Itching Enough!

Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!