Tag: trump russia collusion

Robert Mueller Has Barely Even Begun To Kick Paul Manafort In The Dick

Oh look, it's Paul Manafort running away with bags of money again! Catch him!

Robert Mueller Just Cold Charging Folks Trump’s Never Heard Of Now, Just To Fuck With Him

Meet Alex van der Zwaan! He is A LIAR TO THE FBI-ER.

Robert Mueller All Up In Jared Kushner’s Fucked Up Money Business Again, Oh Shit!

Come on down, Jared, it's YOUR TURN AGAIN!

President Psycho Dick Spent His Holiday Weekend Tweeting, Because Of Course He Did

Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!

Trump Lawyers Say No Robert Mueller Interview, Because Their Client Is BIGLY FUCKING LIAR

Keep stalling, assholes. You're just giving Robert Mueller time to strengthen his case EVEN MORE.

WHY THE HELL ARE REPUBLICANS DYING ON THIS HILL TO DEFEND CARTER PAGE?

It is very unfair to spy on Americans secretly working against America for Russia!

Ohhhhhhh, Hope Hicks! What Have You Done?!?!?!

What has become of our Hope Hicks? Is she a COMMON CRIMINAL now??????

Let’s Skim NYMag’s Glenn Greenwald Profile And See How Stupid It Is

New York Magazine did a profile of Glenn Greenwald. It is a very bad profile.

DONALD TRUMP WALL STREET JOURNAL RUSSIA TREASON NO DEMENTIA NO DEMENTIA YOU ARE THE DEMENTIA

WHY THE FUCK IS HE ALLOWED TO SIT DOWN WITH JOURNALISTS?

Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS

In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME.

It’s Real Fuckin’ Obvious Why GOP Didn’t Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?

Paul Ryan Loves Devin Nunes And Scratches His Belly And Helps Him Cover Up Trump-Russia

Guess who's got Devin Nunes's back in the witch hunt to destroy FBI/DOJ in order to cover up Trump's crimes? That's right, IT'S PAUL RYAN!

Robert Mueller Will Investigate Donald Trump UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES

Yep, the Mueller investigation is going to wrap up just after the New Year. YOU BET, TRUMP!

THIS IS SERIOUS. Rep. Adam Schiff Just Hit The ‘OH FUCK!’ Button

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND READ THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.