Tag: trump russia

Obama’s Homeland Security Chief Says Russia Fucked Us HARD, Y’all

How many states did they target? ALL OF THEM KATIE? How many state election systems did DHS audit? Um, about that.

Is Trump CIA Director Mike Pompeo A Dirty, Dirty Boy? We Are Just Asking!

Pompeo didn't seem to mind giving Michael Flynn top-secret intelligence even though he was a threat to the republic. And that's not the only weird thing about Pompeo!

Robert Mueller’s League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.

London Having Fucking TERRIBLE Year. Wonkagenda For Mon., June 19, 2017

Trump's lawyer thinks you should ignore his tweets, John Ossoff's race is getting dirty, and Megyn Kelly is MEAN to Alex Jones. Your morning news brief!

Trump Lawyer Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who Hires Lawyer Who

YOU get a lawyer! And YOU get a lawyer! EVERYBODY GETS A LAWYER!

Hey Rocky, Watch Newt Gingrich Pull Bill Clinton’s Dick Out Of Trump’s Hat!

Wavy lines! Wavy lines! It is time for some NEWT GINGRICH WAYBACK MACHINE.

Pence Summons Republican Swamp Monster. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 16, 2017

Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

Keep Fucking With Kamala Harris, Boys. You’re Making Her Stronger.

Kamala Harris is a badass. Enough said.

Hey Jeff Sessions, You Feeling Perjury-Tastic Today? A Liveblog!

Jeff Sessions at the Senate Intelligence Committee! It's like Christmas, but not actually fun!

Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Mueller? Wonkagenda For Tues., June 13, 2017

Russia invaded 39 state elections, Trump might fire the special prosecutor (already!), and Ivanka's paying slave wages. Your morning news brief!

Jeff Sessions To Come Clean With Senate Intel Committee, By Not Answering Any Questions

Yay, Jeff Sessions is testifying tomorrow! Boo, it looks like he's going to invoke ALL THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE, KATIE.

HELP! Ivanka Trump Is Being OPPRESSED!

Ivanka shared her sadness with 'Fox & Friends,' but she also shared her hope.

You’re All Making Princess Ivanka SO Sad! Wonkagenda for Mon., June 12, 2017

The Senate Intel Committee wants to hear from everyone, DC and Maryland are suing Trump, and Princess Ivanka has a sad. Your morning news brief!