Tag: trump russia

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

Awful Week Partly Saved By Barack Obama! Wonkagenda for Oct. 20, 2017

Why the hell are we in Niger, the Senate tries to sneak in the Trump Taxes, and OBAMA'S BACK! Your morning news brief.

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
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Is The Dumbass You’re Fighting With In The Comments Just A Dumbass? OR IS IT A RUSSIAN DUMBASS?

Another DEEP DIVE into Russia's campaign to fuck with the 2016 election!

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

Queen Elizabeth Will See Donald Trump IN HELL

Sounds like President Dumbass might not get that state visit with the Queen!

Do Republicans Hate The Trump Pee Hooker Dossier Because It’s TOO TRUE?

DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP!

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Trump Slut Devin Nunes Rubbing Dick All Over Russia Probe Again

Liddle' Devin is shitting all over the House's Trump-Russia investigation again.

Trump-Russia Dumbass Carter Page Saying The Quiet Parts Loud Again, Bless His Stupid Heart

He just KNOWS the Deep State is going to force him to commit perjury before the Senate Intel Committee!

Kissinger Advises Trump: Do Illegal Immediately. Wonkagenda for Wed., Oct 11. 2017

Trump talks with Kissinger, REXXON's 'fucking moron' gets worse, and Mike Ditka is a fucking idiot. Your BIG morning news brief!

Why Would Donald Trump Rail Against ‘Foreign Corruption’ Law? Well, Why Wouldn’t He?

Is Trump losing his shit because Bob Mueller is closing in? Let's Wonksplore!!!

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.