Tag: trump rally

Chuck Todd Is Really, Really Butthurt About Trump Calling Him Dirty Cuss Names

Chuck Todd is so upset about Trump calling him a 'sleeping son of a bitch,' he ALMOST committed an act of journalism in response!

Donald Trump’s A Lunatic, Film At Eleven

Donald Trump really needs anger management therapy, but he keeps stabbing counselors with a letter opener.

We Must Pay West Virginia To Mine More Coal, So We Can Fight The Kaiser!

Maybe we could sell higher teacher salaries and smaller classes as vital for National Defense.

Trump Wishes He Had A Doomsday Machine. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 10, 2017

Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
DOESN'T SAY LIES

Sounds Like All James Comey’s FBI Buddies Have #TrumpSecrets To Tell Robert Mueller!

It looks like bunch of the FBI's top brass will be called to testify against Donald Trump in Robert Mueller's investigation! Uh oh!
The Yoogest Story Ever Told

Super Christian Donald Trump Big Fan Of God And His Blowhard Son Jesus

God and Jesus have done an amazing job and are being recognized more and more, Trump notices.

Trump Embraces His Inner Nixon. Wonkagenda for May 11, 2017

More Comey fallout, Trump meets with Russians, and TrumpCare is killing town halls. Your morning news brief!

Thanks, Liberals, For Being INSANE AND MEAN About Melania Doing The Lord’s Prayer

Who is a bigger dumb? Dinesh D'Souza or Joe Walsh? TRICK QUESTION, THEY BOTH WIN.

Overworked Donald Trump Plans Nice, Relaxing Campaign Rally In Florida This Weekend

Oh, good. A Trump rally. Been a while.

Chicago To Trump: Go F*ck Yourself

Chicago's politicians laugh while Trump shakes his tiny fists in anger.

Alabama Idiot Sorry For Murdering Tree As Love Offering To Donald Trump

Need a pretty tree for your Trump rally? Oh just go to a public park and CUT ONE DOWN!
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Forget It: There’s No Language Donald Trump’s Nuremberg Speech Would’ve Sounded Better In

You WILL love the Trump, under penalty of law.
Which one's the moderate?

Trump’s Victory Thank You Tour Marching Into Cincinnati, Will Annex Sudetenland

Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.