Tag: trump obstruction of justice

Trump Lawyer ‘Deep Throat’ Gives TED Talk About Russia Scandal To All Restaurant Patrons In Earshot

It is a day that ends in "Y," so it's time for another episode of White House Lawyers: LOL!!OMG!!WTF!! In today's installment, two members of Donald Trump's crack legal team sat down for a detailed discussion of their client's...

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

Trump And Chuck Grassley Definitely Phone-Sexing About Corn And Not Trump Jr.’s Coming Senate Grilling. FOR SURE.

This definitely has nothing to do with how Donald Trump Jr. is about to testify before Grassley's Senate Judiciary Committee.

Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump’s Butt

BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Will Trump Fire General John Kelly For Being Gay For James Comey?

ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!

Robert Mueller Hires World’s Most Badass Lawyer For Trump-Russia Team. Again. Wonder Why!

This Trump-Russia shit is probably bigger than we ever imagined.

Adam Schiff Ready To Cram His Giant Subpoenas Down Trump’s Throat

How many dick jokes can you handle in one post?
No idea who's responsible for this work of sheer genius. Let us know so we can give proper credit!

Fox News Idiots Pretty Sure It’s Cool If Trump Crimes With Russia

Huh! Wonder why they're suddenly defending Trump on this!

For Trump, Russia Investigation Is A Laser Pointer, And He’s An Obsessed Pussy

No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it.

Is Trump CIA Director Mike Pompeo A Dirty, Dirty Boy? We Are Just Asking!

Pompeo didn't seem to mind giving Michael Flynn top-secret intelligence even though he was a threat to the republic. And that's not the only weird thing about Pompeo!

Donald Trump Not Under Investigation Yes He Is No He Isn’t GO FUCK YOURSELF SHUT UP

It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
This is my "what did I tell you?" face

Dianne Feinstein Ready To Fuck Donald Trump The Fuck Up

Feinstein is saying OUT LOUD that she's worried Trump will have a tantrum and try to fire Rod Rosenstein AND Robert Mueller.

Oh Hey, Donald Trump! You Are Under Investigation For Being A Dumb Justice-Obstructing Dick!

What's Trump supposed to do, NOT obstruct justice? COME ON!

Today’s Hearings: Senators Go HULK SMASH At Zip-Lipped Intel Chiefs Refusing To Give Up The Precious

Plus bonus video of Sen. Kamala Harris murdering some fools, with words!

Director Of National Intelligence Does Not Deny Trump Tried To Grab Him By Pussy

Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.