Tag: trump obstruction of justice

Happy Thanksgiving, Donald Trump! Ready For Robert Mueller To Stuff Your Turkey?

It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.

Hey Jeff Sessions! Gonna Do Perjuries To Congress Today? Let’s Liveblog And Find Out!

Sessions is lying, we mean testifying, before the House Judiciary Committee RIGHT NOW.

Which Committee Is Blowing Goats Instead Of Investigating Trump-Russia Today?

Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!

Al Franken Kicks Jeff Sessions In Nuts While Whole World Points And Laughs

We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.

Senate Intel Committee: Trump-Russia Investigation Will Be Over When It’s Over, So GTFO

The investigation continues! Sorry, Trump-loving dildo brains :(

Trump Lawyer ‘Deep Throat’ Gives TED Talk About Russia Scandal To All Restaurant Patrons In Earshot

It is a day that ends in "Y," so it's time for another episode of White House Lawyers: LOL!!OMG!!WTF!! In today's installment, two members of Donald Trump's crack legal team sat down for a detailed discussion of their client's...

What In Goshdarn Tarnation Is About To Drop In The Trump-Russia Investigation?

All the players seem BIGLY SPOOKED right now. Is shit about to go down?

Trump And Chuck Grassley Definitely Phone-Sexing About Corn And Not Trump Jr.’s Coming Senate Grilling. FOR SURE.

This definitely has nothing to do with how Donald Trump Jr. is about to testify before Grassley's Senate Judiciary Committee.

Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump’s Butt

BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Will Trump Fire General John Kelly For Being Gay For James Comey?

ERRBODY ASS GETTIN' FIRED UP IN HERE!

Robert Mueller Hires World’s Most Badass Lawyer For Trump-Russia Team. Again. Wonder Why!

This Trump-Russia shit is probably bigger than we ever imagined.

Adam Schiff Ready To Cram His Giant Subpoenas Down Trump’s Throat

How many dick jokes can you handle in one post?
No idea who's responsible for this work of sheer genius. Let us know so we can give proper credit!

Fox News Idiots Pretty Sure It’s Cool If Trump Crimes With Russia

Huh! Wonder why they're suddenly defending Trump on this!

For Trump, Russia Investigation Is A Laser Pointer, And He’s An Obsessed Pussy

No pussy! No pussy! YOU'RE ... okay, we get it.

Is Trump CIA Director Mike Pompeo A Dirty, Dirty Boy? We Are Just Asking!

Pompeo didn't seem to mind giving Michael Flynn top-secret intelligence even though he was a threat to the republic. And that's not the only weird thing about Pompeo!