Tag: trump north korea

Take A Nap, Rex Tillerson, You Are No Longer Employed!

Meet your new secretary of State, Mike Pompeo! He's the same incompetent piece of shit Trump slut he's always been.

Don’t Watch, Just Read The Top Seven Fuckbonkers Things Donald Trump Said In Pennsylvania!

But what has Pennsylvania done to deserve this?!?

President Good Brain Sat Down With Reuters, Showed ‘Em Which One Is ‘Camel’

So glad we settled the question of whether Trump has dementia or not!

Trump Disproves Dementia Concerns By Shouting ‘WALL’ At WSJ Reporter For Three Straight Hours

What's dumber than calling other countries a shithole? Parking the Presiderp in front of the Wall Street Journal and letting him talk.

It Appears President Trump May Be Ill-Suited For Job Of Not Killing Us All

Remember when Trump said being unpredictable was just good foreign policy?

Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un

He's going to get us all killed.

Deranged Orange Jackass Wandering White House Searching For Obama’s Real Birf Certifkit

BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again.

Trump Thinks His BEST FRIEND Mitch McConnell Will Obstruct Justice For Him? Good Plan, Dumbass

And all your other late-breaking updates in the Trump-Russia investigation!

Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!

Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.

Oh God, Another ‘HOLY CRAP, WHAT A SHITTY TRUMP POLL’ Post? You Bet Your Ass!

He literally must be so tired of winning.

Get Under Your School Desk, Here’s The Dumbest Shit Trump Has Ever Said About Nukes

Now that Trump is having war-gasms toward North Korea, it's useful to see if he's learned anything about nuclear weapons. SPOILER HE HASN'T.

Hello, I Am Jill Stein, And I’d Like To Kick Myself In The Dick Some More Please

Jill Stein is alarmed by this bellicose Donald Trump fellow, beating the drums of war against North Korea! Too bad none of this could have been prevented :(

Robert Mueller To Paul Manafort: Knock Knock, Motherfucker!

The FBI raided Paul Manafort's house on July 26, probably because the Trump-Russia investigation is a total hoax.