Tag: trump executive time

Trump White House Loses Last Fuckable Guy

And I never met a man who was so pretty inside, he's got diamonds on the bed of his thumbnails ...

Jeff Sessions ‘Bout Had It Up To Here With Donald Trump’s Chicken-Pluckin’ BUUUUULLLLL-SHIT

Shorter Jeff Sessions: STAY IN YOUR LANE, MOTHERFUCKER.

Trump’s Obsession With Proving His Dick Is Even Half As Big As Obama’s Is Getting KINDA Ridiculous

Now Donald Trump says he's better than Obama because Obama didn't even USE the Oval Office.

Trump’s Spy Chiefs: Russia’s Going To Fuck Us In 2018. Trump: FAAAAAAAAAART.

Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.

Alex Jones Knows Deep State Is Boning The Stock Market To Make Trump Look Like Big Stupid Dumbass

Stop being naughty, Deep State, you stop it RIGHT NOW!

What Parts Of Fox & Friends Is President Best Brain Live-Tweeting Today?

So much embarrassment! And it's not even lunchtime!

REMINDER: Doctors Examining Trump’s Shithole Today At Walter Reed

BAD NEWS, AMERICA: They're not checking his brain.

It’s Real Fuckin’ Obvious Why GOP Didn’t Want Us To Read The Fusion GPS Transcript

YOU MAD, CHUCK GRASSLEY? GONNA THROW SOME CORN COBS ABOUT IT?

Trump Lawyers Seek Alternatives To Robert Mueller Interviewing Trump, Like Maybe Mueller NOT Interviewing Trump?

PREDICTION: Robert Mueller will tell Trump's lawyers to fuck right off with ALL THIS.

It’s Not 11:00 AM Yet, So SHHHHHHH THE PRESIDENT IS STILL HAVING BEDROOM TIME!

President Lazy Ass even bigger President Lazy Ass than he was when he started. Wonder why!