Tag: trump campaign

Stoled from Twitters, will credit if we find out what magnificent bastard did this.

Mike Pence Did Pretty Good In Debate — Will Donald Trump Punch Him Right In The Face?

Mike Pence did pretty well in the Veepbate. Maybe too well?

This Dude Is The Dumbest Trump Campaign Surrogate Of All, And That’s Sayin’ Something!

BREAKING: Chuck Todd actually committed an act of journalism!

Super Smart Trump Campaign Manager Accidentally Admits Her Boss Is A Criminal LOL OMG WTF

Did Donald Trump do crime in Cuba? Of course he did, says his campaign manager Kellyanne Conway!
Just a man who loves his country

ISIS’s Preferred Candidate Donald Trump So Mad Hillary Clinton Says He’s Helping ISIS

Hillary Clinton said Donald Trump's anti-Muslim rhetoric helps ISIS. ISIS agrees -- they'd love a Trump presidency.
Also, he doesn't have a good American-sounding name like 'Castellanos'

Trump Idiot: Something Seem *Different* About This Obama Fella To You Guys?

Gosh, that Barack Obama sure is a mystery. He's definitely a citizen, but is he really *American*?

Donald Trump Grants President Obama Retroactive Citizenship

Donald Trump finally decided he's beaten the dead Birther horse about as much as he can. So now he's on to lying about other stuff.

Under Strict Terms Of Pact With Satan, Donald Trump Still Can’t Say Obama Born In USA

A grudging recognition of reality is not the kind of thing you just rush into.
Neither a gentleman nor a scholar

New York Times Pretty Sure Trump Bribery Stories Not True Unless New York Times Breaks Them

The New York Times has found a nonsmoking gun that proves not much about whether Donald Trump paid Florida A.G. Pam Bondi to drop an investigation of Trump 'University'

Donald Trump On Flint’s Black Lady Pastor: B*tch Set Him Up!

That outreach to the African-American community is going GREAT.
Wotta wimp

Donald Trump’s Child-Leave Plan Only For Mommies, Because What Kind Of Pussyman Changes Diapers?

Donald Trump has the best maternity leave program of either candidate. It's true -- because Clinton's plan isn't limited to just mothers.

Trump Volunteers Must Sign Contract To Love Trump Forever

Trump volunteers are required to sign contract stating that they will never have anything bad to say about him for the rest of their lives.

Did Donald Trump’s Campaign Chief Fire A New Mommy For Having A Disease? Maybe!

Maybe he just fired her for being a woman, we don't know.

Surprise! Trump’s New Campaign Chief Had A Little Woman-Beating Problem, Allegedly

Steve Bannon, the guy in charge of a campaign that hates women, has a history of allegedly abusing them!

Donald Trump’s Campaign Manager Curious About This ‘Constitution’ You Keep Mentioning

Kellyanne Conway sat for a long interview with Rachel Maddow on Wednesday night. It did not go well for Kellyanne!

Donald Trump’s Campaign Has Its ‘ALL OF THEM KATIE’ Moment, And It Is Glorious

More gotcha journalism from the lamestream media!
How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

Did Trump Campaign Manager Paul Manafort Get Buttloads Of Money From Ukrainian Dictator? Maybe?

Big rumblings in the Trump campaign today in reaction to a New York Times exposé of possible connections between Donald Trump's campaign manager Paul Manafort and corruption in the government of former Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych. Unfortunately, this is...