Tag: trump campaign

How about 'I resign?' No reason, just checking.

Did Trump Campaign Manager Paul Manafort Get Buttloads Of Money From Ukrainian Dictator? Maybe?

Big rumblings in the Trump campaign today in reaction to a New York Times exposé of possible connections between Donald Trump's campaign manager Paul Manafort and corruption in the government of former Ukrainian president Viktor Yanukovych. Unfortunately, this is...

Trump Spokesmoron Katrina Pierson Really Mad Obama Took Us To Afghanistan, Not Disneyland

Donald Trump campaign spokeswoman Katrina Pierson proved herself to be her boss's intellectual equal this weekend.
Have I got an idea for the furshlugginer national debt!

Trump Campaign Was Totes Cool With Staffers Pulling Guns On People

Vincent Bordini thought the Trump campaign would have his back when another staffer pulled a gun on him. They did not.
What are we supposed to do with these finger puppets? What are 'fingers' anyway?

Wonkagenda: Friday, August 12, 2016

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He gets cranky if there's no pudding

Crybaby Donald Trump Is So Effin’ Scared To Debate Hillary Clinton, You Guys

Now he says OK fine, he will debate, but only if he gets to make all the rules and pick the moderators and get his butt licked, etc.

So What Was The Deal With The Rules Freak-Out At The RNC Yesterday? A Wonksplainer!

We Saw The Best Minds Of The #NeverTrump Movement Destroyed By Madness, Starving, Hysterical

There Goes Barack Obama, Kicking Donald Trump In The Nads Again

Your president is LOLing at the idea that Donald Trump is a 'good businessman.'

Elizabeth Warren Literally Wants To Throw That Loser Donald Trump Down A Drain Now

She also says Trump Did Not Build That, oooooooh YA BURNT!

Hillary Clinton Can’t Stop Laffing At Piss-Poor Businessman Donald Trump

Thin-skinned Donald Trump is gonna ESSPLODE IN GRRRR ANGER before we know it. And we get to watch!
Bernie, you're such a cuck now

Donald Trump Poor LOL

The Donald Trump campaign has close to NO MONEYS on hand. How can this have happened to the businessman who wrote 'The Art Of The Deal'?

Wonkette Nominates Sarah Palin To Be Donald Trump’s Drunk-Ass Speechwriter

Breaking news, and by "breaking" we mean our hearts are BROKEN, because Donald Trump has announced that he's going to try campaigning like a grown-up, instead of like a genocidal megalomaniacal narcissist who's worried his dinky-winky penis stump doesn't...

Ben Carson: Aren’t We All Criminals, Just A Little Bit?

OMG WE MISS BEN CARSON SO MUCH. Whereas he used to give us a Nugget Of Idiot like every two hours when he was running for president, now that he's just a lowly Donald Trump surrogate, we have to...

Chick Who Maybe Banged Ted Cruz Pretty Sure His Uggo Wife Deserves What She Gets

Hey, you remember Katrina Pierson? That insane lady what goes on the television and says Donald Trump is dreamy, and who maybe allegedly according to the National Enquirer let Ted Cruz put his tiny Canadian maple leaf-flavored erection inside her vagina....
He's kind of a pussy.

So You Want To Be A Journalist In Donald Trump’s America?

Did you hear about the great Secret Service/TIME magazine journalist kerfuffle-squabble-foofaraw at Monday's Donald Trump rally at Radford University in Virginny? It was intense! There were Black Lives Matter protesters, saying protests! A journalist named Chris Morris wanted to get...
He had problems with her persona

Iowa Lady Accuses Trump Campaign Of Sex Discrimination, Who’d Have Thought?

In an enormously surprising turn of events, a woman fired by Donald Trump's Iowa campaign organization has filed a gender discrimination complaint against the Trump campaign, accusing it of paying men more than women for the same job. Frankly, we're...