Tag: trump campaign

Mike Huckabee So Mad Fired Mueller FBI Guy Did LITERAL COUP To Trump, By Sexting

This is definitely a thing that happened.

But Donald Trump Jr.’s Russian Emails! Dear LORD, His Fuckin’ Russian Emails!

Oh for Christ's sake, can we just lock him the fuck up already?

Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He’s Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole

Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!

Robert Mueller Went To Jared!

Sounds like the special counsel wanted to see if Jared Kushner would tattle on Michael Flynn, but DID HE?

Happy Thanksgiving, Donald Trump! Ready For Robert Mueller To Stuff Your Turkey?

It's probably best to let him believe the Mueller investigation is almost over.

They Wanted ALL YOUR RUSSIAN EMAILS, Jared Kushner, You Slimy Fuck

Oh, you meant THOSE Russian emails?

The Intercept Knows Breaking Up With Julian Assange Is For The Best, But It Still Hurts :(

Pretty sure Glenn Greenwald is still seeing Assange on the side, though.

Trump USDA Idiot Sam Clovis Pulling Out To Spend More Time With Robert Mueller

If Mueller has flipped Sam Clovis, OH BOY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders THROUGH With Uppity Black Lady Reporters And Their So-Called ‘Questions’

In which the Trump White House cannot answer a simple question about IS SLAVERY GOOD? Y/N

Is George Papadopoulos The REAL Trump Pee Tape? WHOA IF TRUE!

Is Papadopoulos's guilty plea the DRIP DRIP DRIP that will lead to the FULL GUSHER that takes these fuckers down?

Oh No, Sean Hannity Shit His Pants

Oh boy, the Sean Hannity TV Hour was FUN last night!

TELL US SOME HORSESHIT, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS!

Y'all, today's White House Press Briefing is gonna be GOOD.
Any story combining 'Trump' and 'intelligence' makes us nervous

THE MYSTERIOUS ADVENTURES OF THE PERFESSER, THE RUSSIAN LADY SPY, AND THIS FUCKING TRUMP IDIOT

Trump campaign staffer George Papadopoulos pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI. Also, admitted being moron.

Good Morning, Paul Manafort! You Are In Jail!

Paul Manafort and Rick Gates have surrendered to the FBI! Who will be the next target of the Mueller investigation?

Trump Campaign Knucklefucks Only Retweeted Hottest Russian Trolls On Twitter

Turns out the Trump campaign just LOVED spreading Russian propaganda on Twitter. We are so very surprised.