Oh boy, Donald Trump was on a roll!
There is a time and a place for a 'thumb's up' picture. This was not it.
Big news in the Mueller investigation!
This'll knock Obama's sperm off the front pages.
Of Course Florida School Shooter Was A Girl-Hating White Supremacist. Of Course I Am Tired Of Writing This Article.
Ease of access to guns, toxic masculinity, white resentment and a lack of in-person socialization are proving to be a deadly combination.
Dispatches from the shitshow-iest shitshow ever to shit all over the White House!
Everything's fine, America. Juuuuuuuuuust fine.
Michael Cohen Paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 Of His Own Lunch Moneys, Because That’s What Friends Are For
Do you believe Michael Cohen's story? Vote YES or HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The White House can't even keep track of its own lies anymore.
Kaitlin Bennett did not feel adequately supported by the organization after people on the internet made fun of her protest against 'safe spaces.'
Sucks for you, transgender kids!
Justice Department is HAAAAAARD, YOU GUYS.
Why Did Mike Pence Go All The Way To The Olympics To Embarrass America When He Can Just Do That At Home?
It's a pity Mike Pence went to the Olympics in the first place.
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Fuck all these assholes.