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Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...
More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!
Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.
But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(
Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love?
Let's talk about sadistic Blackwater creep Erik Prince and his secret back-door meetings with the Trump transition!
Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner are GETTING ALONG FINE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
On this Easter Egg Roll Day, America should THANK DONALD AND MELANIA.
Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?
Donald Trump Jr. is about to make you moist.
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Only the best people work in the Trump administration.
They don't give out Pulitzers for just anything!