Tag: trump

Your Weekly Top Ten Rates Trump’s First 100 Days As PUNY AND WEAK AND SAD!

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Badass Sally Yates Ready To Fuck Trump Up In Front Of House Intel Committee!

Hooray, our hero returns! Also, it's your OPEN THREAD!
Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Who Do You Root For In Julian Assange V. Jeff Sessions? None Of Them Katie!

Jeff Sessions wants to arrest Julian Assange. That's good, we think! But on the other hand ...

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

Sarah Palin’s Posse Grabs White House By Pussy, And It Is Classy As Fuque!

Donald Trump only invites the classiest people over for dinner.

Everybody Hates Trump, Even Though He Made BIG BOMBS GO BOOM. Loser!

But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(

Everybody Calling Bullshit On Turkey’s Fake-Ass Election, Except Idiot Donald Trump

Is there a foreign dictator Trump DOESN'T love?

IS IT TIME FOR ALL THESE TRUMP RUSSIA FUCKERS TO GO TO JAIL YET?

Let's talk about sadistic Blackwater creep Erik Prince and his secret back-door meetings with the Trump transition!

Steve Bannon Didn’t Call Jared Kushner A Total Cucking Jew, He Was Talking About GARY!

Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner are GETTING ALONG FINE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Kellyanne Conway Knows Trump Died On Cross So You Might Have These Beautiful Easter Eggs

On this Easter Egg Roll Day, America should THANK DONALD AND MELANIA.

Stupid Intercept Idiots Wish Rachel Maddow Would STFU About Trump’s Russia Scandal

Does Rachel Maddow not follow Glenn Greenwald on Twitter? Does she not know she is doing FAKE NEWS?

Shit Show Trash Fire ‘Twilight’ Extra Donald Trump Jr. Is A Model Now

Donald Trump Jr. is about to make you moist.

Your Weekly Top Ten May Or May Not Be At War With North Korea

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Education Department Civil Rights Lady Pretty Grossed Out By Ladies, Minorities, Civil Rights

Only the best people work in the Trump administration.
Uh, oh, someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Peggy Noonan Wants To Show Steve Bannon Her Pulitzer

They don't give out Pulitzers for just anything!