Tag: trump

Trump Hands Kirsten Gillibrand Knife, Begs Her To Chop Off His Peener

Is this the dumbest, most ill-advised fight Donald Trump has ever picked? Oh, we think so!

How Is Robert Mueller The Literal Devil Today?

The howler monkeys WILL NOT STOP FUCKING HOWLING about how Robert Mueller, one of the most respected law enforcement officials in American history, IS A BIG GAY UNFAIR HILLARY LOVER.

Donald Trump Signing Order To Be First President To Send Men To The Moon

Space Emperor Trump To Make Moon Great Again, Please Pray For The Moon

The 69,872 Most Crazy-Ass Scoops In Maggie Haberman’s New Profile Of King Trump

HE DOES NOT WATCH 8 HOURS OF TV A DAY, SHUT UP FAKE NEWS.

Trump Officially Less Popular Than Ass Lice, And We Have Women To Thank!

SEVENTY-FIVE PERCENT of American women are pretty much ready for Donald Trump to fuck RIGHT off.

Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious

Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Being A Real Poot Lips About Civil Rights Hero John Lewis

We think you'll agree this statement from Sarah Huckabee Sanders is very Poot Lips.

Erik Prince Congressional Testimony Conclusively Proves He’s Full-Of-Shit, Also An Asshole

Why did Erik Prince meet with a Russian in Seychelles? NO REASON! HE DOESN'T RECALL! TO TALK ABOUT SANCTIONS! SHUT UP!

Al Franken Good Enough, Smart Enough, To Resign From The Senate

Nobody said this cultural shift was going to be comfortable. But it's the right path forward.

Trey Gowdy, Man Who Conducted Eighth Benghazi Investigation, Says Top Dem Is The Real Benghazi

Look everyone, Trey Gowdy is being a craven shitheel again.

Michael Flynn’s Grift To Steal Middle East For Russia (And Himself!) Would Make Sarah Palin Blush

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL?

Carter Page, We Found You A Girlfriend

Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya's testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee is HOO BOY.

Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump’s GOP Nomination By The Pussy

IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.

Robert Mueller Following The Dirty Russian Money All The Way Up Donald Trump’s Ass

Robert Mueller's subpoenas to Deutsche Bank for Trump's dirty Russian money mean shit is about to hit the fan, y'all.

Trump Makes It Official: I’M WITH THE ACCUSED KID MOLESTER!

What shocking news!