Now what we are gonna read on the beach?
ANOTHER RUDY GIULIANI POST? You bet your ass.
Tomi's Not That Wet
Something new and different!
Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.
DRUDGE SIRENS! ALEX JONES MEAT SWEATS! BARACK OBAMA BEGGING JAY-Z TO MAKE BLACK PEOPLE STOP LOVING TRUMP SO MUCH!
This is just definitely a true story.
At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.
SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!
Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.
Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.
You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.
STOP GAYBASHING GLENN GREENWALD BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!
If Trump And Sean Hannity Keep Having Nightly Phone Sex, Hannity Will Get Crotch Crickets In His Ear
GET IT? BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WEAR RUBBERS!
He should appoint a special counsel to investigate HIMSELF, oh wait we already have that.
This is not a post about Donald Trump Jr.'s penis.