Tag: trump

Farewell, Steve Bannon, You Malevolent Shit Monster! May You Stub Your Big Toe On Your Way Out!

Stinky jizz-encrusted Nazi trashfire Steve Bannon doesn't have to go home, but he can't stay in the White House.

Trump Called Heather Heyer’s Mother During Her Funeral. Did He Think She’d Put Him On Speaker?

You have not seen a look that can kill until you've seen Heather Heyer's mother talking about Trump.

President Dipshit Sends Barcelona Thoughts, Prayers, Racist Email Forwards About Pigs’ Blood

Hey you guys, Trump's pig blood story is complete bullshit. Can you believe it?

Meet Trump Idiot ‘Brad.’ Brad Just Got Humilated On MSNBC Mansplaining ‘Economy.’

But he's a real estate guy who puts up shopping centers! Doesn't that make him S-M-R-T?
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

It’s All Fun And Games Until Steve Bannon Drunk-Dials You With His Butt

Hey, did everybody hear Steve Bannon thinks white supremacists are losers? WHOA IF TRUE!

Trump Advises Advisers He Doesn’t Want Their Advice. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Aug 17, 2017

Trump is mad at people telling him what to do, Bannon is showboating, and Trump's lawyer fires off a creepy racist email. Your morning news brief.

Fox News Lady Wins O’Reilly’s Peabody For Excellence In Smirking Between Two Crying Black People

Is this the worst thing Fox News has aired all week? SO HARD TO SAY!

Oh Go Fuck Yourself With A Tiki Torch, Tucker Carlson

Tucker Carlson knows who the real racists are, and it's the Left, who are racist against racists.

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!

Donald Trump Literally Just Defended Charlottesville Nazis Because Fuck It We’re Done Here

OH WOW HOLY SHIT DONALD TRUMP WHITE SUPREMACIST MOTHERFUCKIN' SAY WHAT?
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Uh Oh, Trump’s Gone And Pissed Off The Walmart Now!

Look at all these CEOs telling Donald Trump to fuck off after his pitiful response to Charlottesville!

Trump-Russia Investigation EXPOSED AS HOAX, Because Let This One Wingnut Explain You Why

This is just really good investigative thinkin' right here.

Oh God, Another ‘HOLY CRAP, WHAT A SHITTY TRUMP POLL’ Post? You Bet Your Ass!

He literally must be so tired of winning.

Fox News Covering Charlottesville Attack With All The (Blood And) Glory You’d Expect

It's just awful how the media drove its leftist identity politics narrative into that crowd of people in Charlottesville.

Is Donald Trump FINALLY Ready To Impeach President Steve Bannon? About Fucking Time If True!

Bannon's job is reportedly in big trouble mister, but he always seems to have a way of squirreling himself back into Trump's good graces.

Trump Embraces The Dark Side. More. Wonkagenda for Mon., Aug. 14, 2017

Pence yells at the media, Wall St. can't wait to be free, and Ajit Pai is giving Sinclair Broadcasting a helping hand. Your morning news brief!