Ladies and gentlemen, your president.
Is Trey Gowdy the dumbest fucking cracker in Congress again? WHOA IF TRUE!
Gonna go out on a limb and say DNI Dan Coats ain't all that bright.
Oh look who is trying to be relevant again!
Trump’s Own Spy Chiefs Refused To Murder FBI Investigation Into Trump. THANKS A LOT SPY CHIEFS (Really, Thanks!)
Is this obstruction of justice yet? When is it obstruction of justice?
Wonkette Begs Deep State To Add Dick Jokes To Daily Leaks To Give Exhausted Bloggers A Motherfucking Break
WE ARE SO TIRED OH MY GOD WE ARE SO TIRED.
Welcome to the White House's new 'denial'!
Way to put country above party, asshole!
Are Republicans finally reaching their tipping point with Trump? LOLOL not really.
OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!
If Andy Lack comes for Rachel Maddow, he is in BIG TROUBLE MISTER.
FAKE NEWS RIGHT HERE, COME GET YOUR FAKE NEWS.
The Trumps have picked a school for Barron. It sounds very nice!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!