Tag: trump

Oh No, Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book Has Been Cancelled. Sorry, Pulitzer Committee!

Now what we are gonna read on the beach?
Screw you too, pal

The Five Dumbest Things Rudy Giuliani Has Said Since Lunch

ANOTHER RUDY GIULIANI POST? You bet your ass.

Tough Tomi, Titty

Tomi's Not That Wet

We Sure Do Hope Rod Rosenstein Knows What The Fuck He’s Doing Right Now

Maybe Rosenstein and Chris Wray have this shit under control. Maybe they don't and EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC A LOT.

Can Donald Trump Jr. And Erik Prince Please Go The Fuck To Jail Yet?

At this point, the only shocking thing would be to learn the Trump campaign colluded with Americans to steal the election.

President Poop Clown HEREBY DEMANDS To Be Treated Like Halfwit Wannabe Dictator He Is!

SOMEBODY woke up on the wrong side of his gold-plated pooper Sunday morning!

Spies Like Us! Wonkagenda For Mon., May 21, 2018

Trump's screaming about spies, Rudy's looking into his Magic 8-ball, and Republicans are now blaming your mom for Texas shooting.

Let’s Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.’s Senate Lies, Since There’s Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today

Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.

LOL President Dumb Shit Got Played On North Korea, Can You Believe It?

You are not gonna believe this, but North Korea is making Donald Trump look like an idiot.

Don’t Tell Glenn Greenwald To STFU Because He’s Gay! Do It Because He’s A FUCKING IDIOT.

STOP GAYBASHING GLENN GREENWALD BY TELLING HIM TO SHUT UP, YOU GUYS!

If Trump And Sean Hannity Keep Having Nightly Phone Sex, Hannity Will Get Crotch Crickets In His Ear

GET IT? BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T WEAR RUBBERS!

Trump Gonna Find Those Fake Lying Leakers, Put Them In FAKE LYING JAIL!

He should appoint a special counsel to investigate HIMSELF, oh wait we already have that.

Vanessa Trump, A Verb, And 9/11 …

This is not a post about Donald Trump Jr.'s penis.