Tag: truckers

Donald Trump Promises To Make Truckers Rich With Tax Cuts (If They Are Already Millionaires)

If they take enough Alex Jones Brand Trucker Speed, they will probably believe him!
Begun this War on Sand has.

Ted Cruz Gains In Polls, Promises Burnt Offering Of Syrian Civilians

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Alberta) is having a fine old time playing Scare The Base this week, and with his rise in the polls in Iowa, it seems to be working out for the oily little sack of poutine squeezings....

One Billion Militia Patriots To March On Washington, End Reign Of Kenyan Usurper

Oh my God, you guys, get ready to pack up your sex toys and hobo beans and flee to the Mexican refugee camps, because Real Americaâ„¢ has had ENOUGH with this Marxo-Islamunist bull hockey in Washington, and is coming...

Strange Man On Horse Yells About Impeaching Obama (Video)

From the tipline, here is a gentleman doing a bit of 300 cosplay whilst muttering something about the need to impeach Obama. He is "Leonidas, from the past," and he explains that he did not die, but is old....

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Compendium of Cads, Creeps, and Crazies

Welcome to another edition of Derp Roundup, that weekly big ball of wadded-up idiocy from our inbox that was too stoopid to ignore altogether, but that didn't quite merit a full-length Wonket post. Up first, a quick visit to...

Dozens Of Truckers Show Up To Completely Shut Down DC; Constitution Likely To Survive Anyway

In a development that took nobody by surprise, the Great Big Trucker Siege of Washington DC has drawn several thousand fewer participants than the several thousand truckers that the organizers had hoped would show up and block traffic on...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: President Jesse Ventura Meets Poe’s Law

We know you guys love some good old-fashioned derp in these columns, and we aim to please. But frankly, we have to confess that we can't quite tell if this item from the comment queue is an actual example...

Wingnut Truckers Now Pledge To Arrest Congress Or At Least Clog The Beltway For Entire Weekend

We have an important update to our earlier story about the Great Big Siege of Washington D.C. that some wingnut truckers have planned for this weekend. They're still about 977,000 trucks short of their goal of a million truckers,...

Deleted Comments Of The Day: Stop Betraying Ur Native Soil!

Programming Note: We hear that there's a Harvard-educated common man talking in front of the Senate in a not-quite filibuster right now, and we promise we'll have a post about it tomorrow unless you're lucky and a rogue asteroid...

Wingnut Truckers Will ‘Shut Down America’ In Order To Save It From Corruption, Obama’s ‘Fuel Policy’ (?)

Dust off the Truck Nutz and grab your favorite lot lizard, because there's a new bunch of kooks out to save us against our wills: Truckers To Shut Down America! That's a link to their Facebook page, and it...

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