Tag: trey gowdy
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It's Mueller Monday! And by sheer coincidence, Trump, Pence and Sessions are having lunch together at the White House. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.
Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!
Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.
Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.
Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!
Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!
It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.
Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!
Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!
DAMN. HOLY SHIT. DAMN.
Gowdy just wants to know why the FBI made up the Trump-Russia conspiracy so Hillary Clinton could steal the election FROM HERSELF.
A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?
The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.