Tag: trey gowdy

Let’s Read Carter Page’s Batshit Testimony Together, While Wonkette Liveblogs It!

COME SIT WITH WONKETTE AND HAVE STORY TIME.

America’s Dumbest Criminals Donald Trump And Jeff Sessions Do Light Treason Over Lunch

It's Mueller Monday! And by sheer coincidence, Trump, Pence and Sessions are having lunch together at the White House. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

SURRENDER, MANAFORT! Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 30, 2017

Mueller wants Manafort for Halloween, Paul Ryan and Trump's tax plan are up in the air, and DC is drowning in swamp monsters. Your morning news brief.

Which Committee Is Blowing Goats Instead Of Investigating Trump-Russia Today?

Help us, Senate Intelligence Committee, you (and Robert Mueller) are our only hope!

Trey Gowdy And Devin Nunes Flooding Earth With Jizz Over New Hillary Investigations

Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.

Trump Bitches At Gold Star Families. Again. Wonkagenda for Oct. 23, 2017

Trump insults Gold Star families (again), Republicans are shoving the Trump Taxes down our throats, and John McCain insults rich draft dodgers with foot problems. Your morning news brief.

Jeff Sessions Wants to Jail Mean Journos. Wonkagenda for Thurs., Oct. 19, 2017

Jeff Sessions tries not to perjure himself (again), Trump rips off an ACA band-aid (again), and Trey Gowdy is being ignored like a common Democrat. Your morning news brief!

The Odd Couple. Wonkagenda For Tues. Oct. 17, 2017

Trump and McConnell's dysfunctional marriage, Puerto Ricans still struggling to survive, and John McCain tells Steve Bannon to suck it. Your morning news brief!

Nancy Pelosi Sending Thoughts, Prayers, And A Foot Up Paul Ryan’s Ass

It's never TOO SOON to fix our uniquely American problem of Americans killing Americans with guns.

Donald Trump Has Lost His Damn Mind. (Again.) Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 26, 2017

Susan Collins shoots down Zombie TrumpCare (again), Trumpkins have been using secret murder mail, and a were Ivanka and Don Jr. trying to steal Tiffany's inheritance? Well, it doesn't sound like NOT them! Your morning news brief!

Trey Gowdy Refuses To Put Obama NSA Susan Rice In Jail For Crime Of Doing Her Fucking Job

Did Susan Rice 'unmask' Trump people? SURE DID! Did she have a good reason? AYUP!

How Is Trey Gowdy Fucking The Republic Today?

Gowdy just wants to know why the FBI made up the Trump-Russia conspiracy so Hillary Clinton could steal the election FROM HERSELF.

A Long Ass List Of Folks Who SHOULD NOT Look At The Eclipse Today. Dammit, Eric Trump, What’s Wrong With You?

The following people are dumb and might need to be reminded.