We've seen this movie before.
Sucks for you, transgender kids!
We couldn't resist...
Chuck Grassley finally grows a couple of kernels on his cob.
GOP money fuckery, Trump lights a tree, and Walmart apologizes for trying to kill journalists. Your morning news brief.
Trump insults the US (again), Paul Ryan is losing tax reform, and Maria Bartiromo melts the fuck down. Your morning news brief!
Dr. Everett Piper of Oklahoma Wesleyan University gets his TERF on.
We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.
Trump STILL doesn't understand the nuclear triad, James O'Keefe shoots himself (again), and Benghazi's back (again). Your morning news brief!
GOP backs Sessions, SkinnyCare's chances are slim, and Zinke threatens Murkowski. Your morning news brief.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
The Senate starts Trump-Russia hearings, Republicans might have to work with Democrats, and Ivanka gets a real job! Your morning news brief!
Coach Dave Daubenmire has a very high estimation of his own personal intelligence.
More Trump 'n' Russia, CPAC sharpens its fangs, and Senator Ted Nugent? Your morning news brief!
The GOP tries to cover its ass, Trump tries to cover the border, and Julian Assange cries to Sean Hannity. Your morning news brief!