Tag: toys

Behold, The Talking Donald Trump Doll Of Your Dreams And/Or Nightmares

I'm talky Donald Trump, and I'm going to kill you.
What Brian Kilmeade looks like shopping for toys.

Fox & Friends Confused Which Toys Have A Penis And Which Have A Vagina

It is a day, which means there is a news story that is evidence of the PC police gone whackadoodly, and the adult daycare couch of "Fox & Friends" is exhibiting signs of confusion. The culprit: Target. How is Target...
Christ, yes, we're ready already

Wingnut Alex Jones And Troll Army Declare WAR On Toymaker For Selling Hillary Clinton Dolls

Jason Feinberg isn't a political junkie. Sure, he follows politics in general. He votes. And in 2008. his little toy and novelty manufacturing outfit, FCTRY in Brooklyn, had something of a hit with a Barack Obama action figure, which sold around...

Breaking Bad Legos-Not-Legos Toyset Greatly Outrages Perennially Outraged Daily Mail

What is with the Brits these days? Seems like all they do is get outraged with America now, whether it's our ????? in Syria, or some toy based on our teevee shows -- like this newest example of most...

Everyone Is Playing With Etch A Sketches, Because of Politics!

Romney guy Eric Fehrnstrom sure made a funny when he went on television today and said of the general election, "It’s almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all of over...

Christmas Monsters Steal Thousands of Toys From Underprivileged Children

Massachusetts police are investigating the theft of approximately 1,500 "Toys for Tots" toys that were supposed to be delivered to needy children rather than thieved. This comes just days after a similar incident in Maine, in which a shrewd...

Toymakers Fight For Right To Poison America’s Adults

There's pretty much only one thing America's broken system of governance can do anymore, and that is Protect The Children. This is why all children by law must be strapped into car safety seats and wear helmets at...

Sexy New Obama Doll Will Fight Anything

Ha ha dorks you will surely cream your Dolphin shorts over this glorious new creation! It is a Barack Obama with "interchangeable hands," which sounds scary but awesome. It will do literally anything you want it to do, including...

Remainders: Everyone’s a Winner