Tag: time magazine

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

McConnell Retreats To His Shell. Wonkagenda For Wed., June 28, 2017

McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
Maybe not that bright a guy. It's possible.

Pathetic Loser ‘Reporters’ Ask Donald Trump Questions, Expect Answers. Sad!

Some really weird stuff out in media land the last few days: Suddenly, several people interviewing Donald Trump have actually taken the time to interrupt his stream-of-gibberish talking points and say, Hey, Donald? You are saying words, but they...
He's kind of a pussy.

So You Want To Be A Journalist In Donald Trump’s America?

Did you hear about the great Secret Service/TIME magazine journalist kerfuffle-squabble-foofaraw at Monday's Donald Trump rally at Radford University in Virginny? It was intense! There were Black Lives Matter protesters, saying protests! A journalist named Chris Morris wanted to get...

The Snake Oil Bulletin: It Sure Is Tough To Know Whether Or Not You’ve Had Brain Cancer

Extree! Extree! Step right up for your weekly dose of flim-flam and phooey, your beloved Snake Oil Bulletin! For today's edition, we have a few follow-ups to previous stories we've covered. So pull up a seat, pour yourself a heaping...
Just the black ones, though. And the black adults. But not in a racist way.

St. Louis County PD: Sorry For Joking About How To Keep Us From Killing Your Kids

On Thursday, the St. Louis County Police Department offered this super helpful advice to parents who might want to know how they can protect their kids from the St. Louis County Police Department:Hardy har had! Kids will be kids,...

How Irresponsible Is Putin? Let’s Ask This Russian Guy Who Embezzled a Billion Dollars

Like all karate black belts, Vladimir Putin is incapable of anticipating anything. He's “not someone who sets strategic plans; he lives today.” He's as unpredictable as a menopausal woman . Sometimes he even barricades himself in his Kremlin nuclear...

America Is Freezing Cold, So Al Gore’s An Idiot. Again.

Hooray! It's that time of year when it's freezing cold, and everyone who Is Not A Scientist but is pretty damned sure real scientists must be wrong about global warming makes "jokes" about global warming because, duh, it is...
boys r dumb

One Lady Explains Why She Does Not Date Men Under 30

Because they're fucking stupid. The end.

Pornhub About To Provide An Even Greater Public Service Than It Already Is

Used to be a man (or a lady!) could watch some tentacle porn in peace, not having to worry about how it might affect the planet at large. But now, thanks to the hippies at Pornhub, we're all expected...

Shocking News! Conservative Lady Does Not Wish To Date Liberal Dudes

Do you read well-known publications of yesteryear like Time? Probably not, because no one does these days, but if you were to do so, maybe you'd be thinking "gosh, I wish that Time were more like Thought Catalog and...

Joe Klein Writes Terrible Thing, Is Terrible Person

Your Wonkette does not usually pay attention to Joe Klein, political hack and villager extraordinaire. Something about the guy just sets our teeth on edge. Is it his enormous douchebaggery? Sure, let’s go with enormous douchebaggery. But boy do we...

Point-Counterpoint: Are Millennials Lazy Entitled Narcissists?

Time Magazine is here to troll everyone with yet another cover story about Kids These Days and Their Lawns (Getting Off of). We have not read it, because Time Magazine. And yet we have decided to debate this Important...

How Will Media Totally Avoid Useful News Coverage of May Day Protests?

Hooray, tomorrow is Kleptocracy Sucks Day! This, of course, is every day, but tomorrow Occupy Wall Street and labor unions are organizing actions all across the country for May Day to call attention to the crushing economic injustice forcing...

Kathryn Jean Lopez Would Like You To Know She Has An S&M Relationship With The Lord

Hey National Review person K-Lo, what's up! Have you had some time yet to regret your even dopier than usual column? Would you like to? Great, let's get started! "I Have A Dopey Question For Time Magazine," K-Lo begins,...