Tag: tim kaine

How Stupid Was Trump’s Iran Announcement, On A Scale Of One To ‘Donald Fucking Trump’?

AMERICA IS SO GREAT AGAIN NOW, PROBABLY.

Trump Bombs Syria, Declares ‘Mission Accomplished’ Like A Common Dubya

Congressional Democrats are pissed he did it without approval from Congress.

Donald Trump Deigns To Not Fucking Shut Down Government In Today’s Manic Frenzy

You just know that Trump only found out the bill was ready today.

They Break It, You Buy It. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 9, 2018

ANOTHER government shutdown, Russian hookers, MORE secret memos, and Caligula Orgies. Your morning news brief!

The Worst People In The World. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 21, 2017

Congress passes on funding CHIP and the government, and Devin Nunes rides again. Your morning news brief.

OH SHIT THERE’S TWO OF EM NOW! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 19, 2017

Trump opens the old Cold War playbook, the NRA caves on background checks (lol right), and Jill Stein has some 'splaining to do. Your morning news brief.

Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump’s GOP Nomination By The Pussy

IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.

‘Trump Not Under Investigation’ No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

Sen. Tim Kaine’s Son Arrested For Protesting Trump TOO SEXXXILY

OH HI. RIOT HERE OFTEN?

How Are ‘Pro-Life’ Republicans Screwing Disabled Kids Now? A VERY MAD STORY

You may want to take steps to keep from hurling your computer or mobile device across the room before you read this one.

Betsy DeVos’s Confirmation Hearing Was TOTAL SH*T SHOW, Let’s Laugh At It!

The Democrats were SO MEAN, and it was awesome.

Sad Man Asks Why Won’t Democrats Just Hate Gays And Bortions More? We Answer! (BOY DO WE ANSWER)

Obama's head of outreach to religious people is very mad Democrats won't do outreach to religious people. Also, we may have had a small stroke because GOD DAMMIT GRRRRRRRRR.

Hillary Clinton Is A Classier Woman Than You

Hillary Clinton just passed the torch.

Is Donald Trump Just F*cking OVER Running For President At This Point?

Maybe Trump is still in it to win it, but it sure doesn't look like it!

Hillary Clinton Unleashes Comcast-Level Attack On Julian Assange

Julian Assange woke up Monday morning with no internets, AWWWWWWWWW.

BREAKING: Jill Stein Idiot

After this, we are not covering Jill Stein no more, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE US.