Tag: the road

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Virginia Legislature Saves Children From All That Porn In Schools

Both houses of the Virginia General Assembly have passed a bill requiring teachers to give advance notice to parents of "sexually explicit" passages in assigned reading, and to make alternate assignments available to parents who don't want their Special...

Wyoming On ‘The Road’ To Crisis Plan For Zombie/Hippie Uprising

Managing not to jizz themselves at the Ted Nugentness of it all, the Survivalists of the Wyoming House passed by voice vote a first reading of House Bill 85, which would prepare the "state" for potential catastrophes from Cormac...

Fragonard is America’s New Norman Rockwell

Now that Michelle Antoinette is officially Spain's hottest monarch, her husband King Obama XIV is spending all his cash on lavish Rococo pursuits like sex swings and "health care." Luckily, the Reign Of Terror is coming back soon, so...

History’s Most Important Election In An Odd-Numbered Year, In Cartoon Form

By the Comics CurmudgeonGenerally speaking, most Americans can barely be bothered to vote during important elections -- you know, the ones with years divisible by four! It's even harder getting them off of their Dorito-stained couches to cast...

Barack Obama Lets Tim Kaine Stand On Presidential Astroturf

Here's your boyfriend Barack Obama with Virginia schlub Tim Kaine, on location for their cameo appearance in the film adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road. Keep those artsy White House pictures coming, Pete Souza!