Tag: the devil

Totally Great ‘The Bible’ Mini-Series Explains That Barack Obama Is The Debbil

Hey Hitler Channel watchers, did you tune into "The Bible" last night? No? We did not either, because Joel Osteen and Rick Warren and the Assemblies of God and the National Association of Evangelicals are not really our go-to...

The Devil Accuses Bobby Jindal Of Sinning In His Heart (And In His Hand) To Amy Grant

Behold this dramatization of Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal's account of the exorcism of a friend that he performed in college. This is just an excellent film, detailed and insightful about the spiritual warfare that aims to drive Lucifer from...

NRO Editor Kathryn Jean Lopez: Was Aurora Shooter Possessed By Beelzebub?

Does Kathryn Jean Lopez believe the Aurora shooter, James Holmes, was possessed by demons? She does not say so. What she says is that a story by a Catholic priest who says possession is real and posits that James...

Florida Stops Dancing Thugs From Destroying Town

Weston, Florida – Floridians can breathe a sigh of relief and unlock their doors at night. There is no more need for police officers, and every senior citizen is now safe without the threat of being eaten by rap...

Irene Tragically Spares U.S. Capitol, White House, Pentagon & Wall Street (VIDEO)

While regular people are suffering through power outages, severe flooding, wind damage and a shutdown of public transportation along the whole Eastern Seaboard, reports on Sunday indicate that the The Devil spared his main temples on Earth, from His...

Dick Cheney Confirms That Paul Ryan Is Satan

Here is what Dick Cheney said, in public, about GOP Medicare Murderer Paul Ryan: "I worship the ground that Paul Ryan walks on." There, done, confirmed: Paul Ryan is not just a creepy looking errand boy for the Koch...

Carla Bruni Shocked By Michelle Obama’s Sexy Secret

When French first lady Carla Bruni spoke with our first lady Michelle Obama in March, demonic secrets were exchanged. The New York Daily News rewrites a London Daily Mail article rewritten from publicity materials issued by the publisher of...

Devil Cuts Down Jesus Cross In Mojave National Preserve

The Supreme Court and the Obama Administration and the Troops/Veterans and Jesus all got together to try to keep an illegal goddamned religious statue in Mojave National Preserve, but guess what? The Devil is stronger, because He Is Legion,...

Vatican Hack Blames … Anti-Semitism For Global Outrage Over His Church Raping Children

Let's see let's see let's see THINK GODDAMMIT what's a good term to use when you're defending an actual NAZI in a Pope Hat over his role in defending and protecting Catholic priests all over the world who rape...

So That Insane Indiscriminate Book Burning?: Three Penguin Classics In An Indoor Garbage Can

Recall the famed Halloween Book Burning Plot of the Amazing Grace Baptist Church, at which a piece of music's or book's very existence alone was enough to place it squarely on the side of the Devil, Satan. Satan was...

Sexy Toilet Teabagger Halloween Party!

Ohio player Tony Walker sends us this picture of a super-scary Halloween yard display, in his yard, in Ohio. "I stole the TeaBagger style for the sign (lettering and such) but restructured the message to a leftest/socialist theme," Tony...

6.66 Million On Unemployment, Because of the Devil

The good news is that new unemployment claims were down a bit from the previous terrible week. The bad news is that there were more new jobless people than dumb economists had predicted. The worse news is that we...

South Carolina Mayor ‘Just Curious’ If Obama’s the Antichrist, From The Bible

The brave mayor of some little South Carolina suburb has been very busy forwarding everybody some emails (and probably this old Wonkette post) about whether that colored fellow Barack Obama is perhaps some creature sent by The Devil...