Tag: Texas GOP

Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone

BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!
Big Hat. No Health Care

Texas Is In Your Planned Parenthood Records, Fapping To Your Pap Smears

Last week, Texas notified Planned Parenthood of its intention to cut Medicaid funds to the health care provider because heavy-handed intrusion into its citizens' reproductive health is about as "Texas" as adults chest-painting for youth football games. Citing heavily...
Not in guac you don't.

Things That Do Not Go In Guacamole

Bipartisan unity was at last achieved in these United States on Wednesday after the Grey Lady, the paper of record, suggested something so horrifying that every God-fearing, patriotic American recoiled in disgust, fear and also more disgust. The Times suggested...

Texas GOP Chair Just Don’t Cotton To Them ‘Angry-Looking Homosexual Women’

That guy right there, name of Tom Mechler, has been chosen to be the new head of the Texas GOP, and boy howdy, does he have some thoughts on the gays and what they've gone and done to civility...

Texas GOP Head A Mite Besaddened Texas GOP So Full Of Dumb Bigots :(

So, you are the head of the Texas GOP. Still with me? You spend your day nodding piously along with whatever poo is dribbling from Rick Perry's mouth, and affirming whatever garbage Louie Gohmert has dreamed up in his...

Texas Republican Ladies Solve Sex Discrimination Forever

It has been a busy week for Texas ladies who support Greg Abbott and not that lying baby killer Wendy Davis. On Sunday, Cari Christman, spokeswoman for a pro-Abbott PAC, said that equal pay laws aren't needed, since women...

Wingnut Chick: Do Drugs and You Might End Up Like That Guy Who Became President

Maybe you're on the fence when it comes to Marijuana legalization - you tried it at a Cranberries concert in the '90s and didn't understand all the fuss, but you're worried your commute to work will be cluttered with...