Now she'll have to go back to denying climate change in private industry. If there's any work in that area.
If God didn't intervene in Christ's trial, why would He be so interested in a Texas court? Mysterious ways, man.
No, Trump Voter Fraud Commission Didn’t Want List Of All Texas’s Hispanicos! It Was Just A Mistake By The Guy With The Child Porn!
It's just one bad actor, nothing to see here. Or completely innocent cross-checking, that too.
The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.
Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!
We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
DISCLAIMER: This is fake news, as we are sure Blake Farenthold (R-Ducky Pajamas) would never part with his beloved ducky pajamas.
We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.
GOP tax bill gets even less popular, Matt Lauer YA BUSTED, and the fight for net neutrality gets dirty. Your morning news brief.
Oh no! A Republican is trying to prevent domestic abusers from buying guns, even though laws never work!
Donald Trump says no firearm safety laws could have helped in Texas. The Air Force's failure to report the shooter's domestic violence conviction suggests otherwise.
Carter Page's admits denying all the things, Mitch McConnell digs in, and the suit and tie crowd invades the swamp. Your morning news brief.
10-Year-Old Girl With Cerebral Palsy Out Of Immigration Jail, Back With Parents, Ready To Take Your Job
Score this one as a win against the New Cruelty. For now.
ICE has rules, you know. And they'll bend them however they please.
First they came for the criminal aliens. Then they decided kids with severe disabilities are criminal aliens too.
It's kind of a sad Nice Time.