Tag: texas

Ted Cruz Penis Hacks Twitter! Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 12, 2017

Russia has been busy in Not American Internets, climate change gives Scott Pruitt a sad, and Ted Cruz's peener is tweeting. Your morning news brief.

Texas First Responders Sue After Perfectly Harmless Chemical Not-Explosion Made Them Sick

It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.

FEMA To Run Out Of Money By Friday. Good Thing No Disasters Are On The Way!

Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.

Cat Check: Here Are Two Pussies Donald Trump Definitely Didn’t Grab

Has Donald Trump ever had a pet? We don't think any animals would like him. It's also your OPEN THREAD.

Trump Tells DACA Kids To GTFO. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 5, 2017

Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.

Chemicals At Flooded Texas Plant Definitely Didn’t Explode, Sheriff Says, They Just Popped A Bit

Maybe it was an 'explosion,' but really, it was more of a vigorous 'overpressure' and 'rupture' of a container, OK?

Texas? What About Taxes? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 31, 2017

Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!
62 years of raising hell

Raise A Glass For Molly Ivins’s Birthday, Wonkers. We Sure Could Use Her Right Now

It's time for our annual tribute to Molly Ivins, the patron saint of political humor.

Freedom’s Just Another Word For ‘This Unregulated Chemical Plant Might Explode Thanks To Hurricane’

It's like Three Mile Island, but with 'organic peroxides.' Not the good safe hippie kind of 'organic,' either.

BOAT HEROES Doing More Heroics, In Houston, In Boats!

BOAT HEROES and reporter heroes and other heroes too.

Glenn Thrush Clearly Woke Up On The ‘Chris Cillizza’ Side Of The Bed This Morning

We're sorry, Glenn, but we have to make an example out of you right now.

Texas BOAT HEROES Just Being Heroes, In Boats.

The social contract: It works, mofos.

Guess What, Michael Flynn And Paul Manafort! Robert Mueller Is Literally IN YOUR ASS.

All your Trump-Russia updates right here!

Houston, We Need A Hero! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 28, 2017

Houston is underwater, Rex Tillerson throws some shade, and Charlottesville neo-Nazis get arrested. Your morning news brief!

Ryan Zinke Wants To Kill All The Cute Critters. Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 25, 2017

Ryan Zinke wants to open up national monuments, Trump wants to shut down the government, and MORE Texas gerrymandering. Your morning news brief!

Trump (Excuse Me! Excuse Me!) Perfectly Sane. Wonkagenda for Wed., Aug. 16, 2017

Trump literally defends Nazis, special elections results are in, and Baltimore topples Confederate statues. Your morning news brief!