Tag: ted cruz
Stable genius can't figure out how to insult SOMEBODY NAMED DICK.
Writing legislation that screws people quickly is haaaaaard.
This is just a really bad picture of Donald Trump Jr. and Ted Cruz.
Public education? What's that?
A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.
They may not know what's in their bill, but by God they're going to pass it. Good times to be a tax attorney.
These assholes cannot stop falling all over themselves to defend alleged child molester Roy Moore!
The entire GOP is saying Roy Moore should step aside IF his kid-diddling allegations are true. How do they plan to find out?
Hells yeah, we're reviewing a book that came out in July. It's a good book, Brent.
Republicans delay the their crappy tax plan, Fox has a horrible Indictment Day, Congress is mad at Facebook. Your morning news brief.
It doesn't matter who paid for opposition research IF IT'S FUCKING TRUE, YOU IDIOTS.
We know it was on Wednesday. WE WERE BUSY.
Let Trump Judge Nom Show YOU How To Discriminate Against Gays The Legal Way! (‘Legal’ May Not Apply)
Just when you think they can't lower the bar any more, these assholes find a way!
Meanwhile, Kellyanne and Bannon are VERY upset SOMEONE IS DISRESPECTING A PRESIDENT!!!!
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
Sportsball ruined forever, Merkel holds on, and Peggy Noonan ponders peace through Trump. Your morning news brief.