Tag: ted cruz

Jason Chaffetz Might Quit Congress Early To Go To Fox News Or Jail

More wild speculation into Chaffetz's abrupt departure!

President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017

The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief!

James Thompson Loses Close Kansas Election. Just Imagine If The Democrats Had Helped!

As losses go, this was a pretty encouraging loss.

Hey Kansas, Time To Go Vote Sexxxy Veteran Guy James Thompson Into Congress! Yes, TODAY!

GO VOTE KANSAS. YES, TODAY. NOW. WE'LL WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR YOU. GO VOTE. WE'LL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK.

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Officially Over Dumbass Devin Nunes

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Devin Nunes Would Like To Run His Dumbass Mouth Hole At You Some More, Please

Also, Adam Schiff is PISSED Y'ALL.
Not nearly as stupid as everything he says

Let’s Watch Neil Gorsuch Speak Softly And Call Ted Cruz A Huge Dick

In which we say One Nice Thing about Neil Gorsuch. Also, this is your open thread!

Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings Begin For Man Who Shouldn’t Be There At All

In an alternate universe, Merrick Garland politely refuses to say how he'll vote on a challenge to President Clinton's expansion of Obamacare.

Trump’s Spies Demand Absolute Loyalty! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 20, 2017

Trump installs spies to watch his cabinet, Joni Ernst gets booed, and James Comey heads to The Hill. Your morning news brief!

No Russia, No Russia, YOU’RE The Russia! Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 9, 2017

Is it TrumpCare or RyanCare, James Comey gets comfy, and China bootlegs Ivanka Trump! Your morning news brief!

Smegma-Faced Jason Chaffetz Literally Addicted To Hillary Clinton’s Emails, Please Send Help

Now he wants criminal charges against the IT guy who set up Hillary's server, because why not?

Which GOP Senator Said Trump Should Do Therapy Instead Of Press Conferences? Let’s Speculate Wildly!

SPOILER: It was Lindsey Graham, unless it wasn't.

Trump & Russia? NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING!! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 15, 2017

Trump raises a Russian red flag for the FBI, Andy Puzder is vengeful jerk, John McCain and Ted Cruz prepare to fight! Your morning news brief!

Sean Spicer Throws A Tantrum! Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan. 23, 2017

Trump spox offer an alt-truth, Ted Cruz and John McCain bend over, and your editrix looked purty on the teevee! Your morning news brief!

Hollywood Pees On Donald Trump’s Golden Rug. Wonkagenda for Monday, January 9, 2016

Senators are gearing up for confirm-a-palooza, K street is being flooded by Trumpkins, and Meryl Streep leaves Trump with butthurt. Your morning news brief!