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Shocking: Pervy Congressman Blake Farenthold, Six-Millionaire, Ain’t Wanna Pay His Sex-Harassment Settlement!
Did you think the multiple disgraces and ethics investigations would chasten the Representative from Texas? YOU DON’T KNOW GRIFT.
Republican tax fuckery lurches forward, Trump quietly scrapping safety regulations, and net neutrality shenanigans. Your morning news brief.
Gee, stealing from the poor to give to the rich just isn't FUN when you have to WORK at it!
The GOP passed an unreadable bill overnight that will screw over pretty much the entire country! Enjoy!
If they would rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population.
Nobody wants to pay for Trump's wall, Hannity got hands-on, the late-night news wars have begun! Your morning news brief!
Not only are community colleges tyrannical, they might attract hordes of Muslims who'll do 'weird stuff.'
Government attempt to unmask Twitter user gets a Fail Whale.
The RNC loves its new God King, the incestuous sexxy times of Trump spox, and the Dems set their sights on taxes. Your morning news brief!
The Koch Brothers are going after public libraries now, because no one should have nice things they didn't personally buy.
Trump's dirty money, Evan McMullin's robot problem, and Megyn Kelly's dead-end job! Your morning news brief!
Mississippi tried to prevent Medicaid funds from going to Planned Parenthood, failed.
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