Tag: tax avoidance

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Rich People Can Be Dumb Mouth-Breathing Fox News Morans, Too

Being worth millions of dollars doesn't immunize you from having political views straight from your crazy uncle's paranoid email.
And on the seventh day, God created unlimited data...

Apple: Great Sweatshop Or Greatest Sweatshop?

Apple Corp - We love you so much we just sent another sext to the icloud to thank you for your courageous stand against the U.S. government. In case you haven't been paying attention or don't have any obnoxious...

Let’s Congratulate Pfizer On The Birth Of Its New Baby Tax Rate

Merry Black Friday, America! Don't forget what's hot this season: In: Stupid watches. 9/11. Adele. Out: Clocks. Unregistered drones. Luxury vacations with David Brooks. Also Always In: Pills. Lots and lots of pills. Or so say us and our friends at Big Pharma. Pfizer hopes to...
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Turns Out Starbucks Is A ‘Grande’ Tax Avoider! And Other Assorted Coffee Talk

Good day, fiends, junkies, and catalog models. It's officially Fall, which means it's time for some Coffee Talk! What have our caffeinated Corporate Persons have been doing with themselves when they're not competing to create the flavor least likely to...
All the tax rates float down here

All Teabagging And No Brain Makes Maine Governor LePage A Dull Boy

Among things you should never do: 1) Vandalize a beautiful but haunted 1958 Plymouth Fury 2) Experiment with reanimating the dead; 3) Dump pig blood on Carrie White at the prom; 4) Suggest that unabashed progressive Stephen King would...
I really want to read that Heroic Dog Story

Jerk Baby Billionaire Renounces U.S. Citizenship To Skip Taxes, Cries Tyranny When He Can’t Come Home

Let's all have a good sympathy cry for Roger Ver, a squintillionaire investor scumbag who decided to put his Ayn Rand fantasies into action by renouncing his U.S. citizenship so he wouldn't be oppressed by taxes. He took up...

U.K. Has Its Own Elizabeth Warren, But She Yells At Google Instead Of Ben Bernanke (Video)

We here at Wonkette have a big melty spot (OUR HEART, PERVS) for ladies what yell at people. We are absolutely sure this has nothing to do with our upbringing, which as we recall was filled with gentle murmurings,...