Tag: talking points

Comey To Talk His ‘Thing’ With Trump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 8, 2017

Comey comes to town, the Senate trying to sneak TrumpCare, and cities sign on to Paris Accords. Your morning news brief!

Deleted Comments: The Canadian SCOTUS Will Surely Hear Of This Outrage!

Yeah, we're just digging this hole deeper.

Senate Sunday: Colorado Republicans Go Do Some Election-Fraud Crimes!

This 2016 election is not looking all that great for the Republicans holding on to the Senate. Democrats only need to pick up five seats to retake control, and with Donald Trump at the top of the ticket, the...
Turn that poo-face upside down, Sarah.

The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report: Sarah’s Getting Pretty Tired Of This Internet ‘Job’

This week's edition of The Sarah Palin Fartknocker Report, Presented By Fartknocker, is intelligible only if you speak election-year argle-bargle at a 12th-grade level or higher. Palin's most recent piece of content is completely incoherent, and yes, we know,...

Is Shep Smith Trying Get Himself Fired From Fox News?

Here's Shep Smith, possibly the only sane human being at Fox, talking about Bowe Bergdahl in a montage put together by the good folks at Media Matters. Dude is clearly off the official script, and we worry for him....

Romney Camp’s Crisis Management Tip: Things And Their Opposites Can Both Be True

Faced with criticism for his amateurish reaction to the mob attacks on diplomats in Libya and Egypt, Mitt Romney's campaign has been quietly asking Republicans to pretty please say something nice about him if they're asked, or at least...

Gingrich Accuses Romney Campaign of Being a Campaign

Giant toddler Newt Gingrich is in full crybaby force today, effectively doing a number on himself while attempting to do a number on vague front-runner Mitt Romney. On the CBS Early Show this morning, Gingrich sort of called Mitt...

Very Considerate Vandals Target Obama Supporter In Silicon Valley

Good gravy, this is the saddest act of "vandalism" we have ever seen. Some loser took a few printouts of paranoid AOL commenter-style talking points (big demerits for not using ALL CAPS, though, nut!) and carefully taped them to...

Revealed: RNC Talking Points!