Now that Trump is having war-gasms toward North Korea, it's useful to see if he's learned anything about nuclear weapons. SPOILER HE HASN'T.
We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.
Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!
WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE LOCAL MILK PEOPLE?
Bet you DUMB LIBS feel pretty DUMB right now.
Trump is mad Robert Mueller isn't a golfer, Paul Manafort is a terrible criminal, Betsy DeVos gives herself a participation trophy. Your morning news brief.
John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.
Trump Jr. totally knew it was Russia, CruzCare could sink insurance markets, and Fox and Friends apologize for lying. Your morning news brief.
Trump's goes to Not America, CruzCare oozes forward, and Portland-area GOP wants to use militia men for security. Your morning news brief.
Something happened in Congress that didn't suck at all!
Republicans are running from Trump, healthcare, and each other! Your morning news brief!
McConnell kicks TrumpCare down the road, Chaffetz wants a kickback, and Sarah Palin tries to kick the New York Times. Your morning news brief!
The CBO shakes pill bottles at Congress, and the US Park Police shake down black kids. Your morning news brief!
Trump's says there's no tapes, the Senate starts tax reform, and the alt-right is breaking apart. Your morning news brief!
Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.