Tag: supreme court

Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.

Crisis Pregnancy Centers Make Case To SCOTUS For Their Right To Trick The Pregnant

Should 'Crisis Pregnancy Centers' have to actually tell clients they are not licensed medical centers? Anti-choicers say no!

Justice Kennedy About To Quit SCOTUS, According To Full-Of-Shit GOP Senator

Hey, it could happen! Or maybe Dean Heller is lying.

Trump Lawyers Say No Robert Mueller Interview, Because Their Client Is BIGLY FUCKING LIAR

Keep stalling, assholes. You're just giving Robert Mueller time to strengthen his case EVEN MORE.

Make ‘Duck & Cover’ Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 18, 2017

A Fox lady gives Rupert Murdoch a FUCKING EARFUL, Republican tax fuckery hits another snag, and the GOP has record LOW RATINGS. Your morning news brief.

Anti-Gay Wingnuts Here With FRESHEST, HOTTEST Decade-Old Bigot Bakery Defenses

Behold, it is a vast field of strawmen.

Supreme Court Won’t Let Gun Humpers Have Any Fun At All :(

The Supreme Court still allows some restrictions on guns? What is this, Stalin's Germany in 1984?

Alabama GOP Senate Candidate Roy Moore Only Molested One Little Girl, Allegedly

An anti-gay traditional values Bible beater is maybe a disgusting pervert? YOU DON'T SAY.

Is Neil Gorsuch Obnoxious Enough To Turn John Roberts Liberal? MAYBE!

Nina Totenberg is NOT IMPRESSED with Justice Mansplainer!
Probably what this dude's cakes look like.

Trump Justice Department Will Protect Oppressed Cake Bigots From Vicious Cake-Loving Homosexuals

You can't tell ARTISTS what kind of ART they're supposed to make. Gah, you gays.

Wonkette Would NEVER Cover NJ Senator Bob Menendez’s Bribery Trial If He Were A Democrat!

It's nice to have friends with lots of money. You may want to be careful about that if you're in the Senate, though.

Nobody’s Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop… Except Assholes At ‘Daily Caller’

Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'

So Now We’re Arresting Nurses For ‘Upholding The Constitution.’ Nice Job, Cops!

Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.

Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action

Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.