Tag: supreme court

Probably what this dude's cakes look like.

Trump Justice Department Will Protect Oppressed Cake Bigots From Vicious Cake-Loving Homosexuals

You can't tell ARTISTS what kind of ART they're supposed to make. Gah, you gays.

Wonkette Would NEVER Cover NJ Senator Bob Menendez’s Bribery Trial If He Were A Democrat!

It's nice to have friends with lots of money. You may want to be careful about that if you're in the Senate, though.

Nobody’s Defending Asshole Nurse-Assaulting Utah Cop… Except Assholes At ‘Daily Caller’

Cops will surely learn from this horrific incident. They'll learn to have more body cam 'malfunctions.'

So Now We’re Arresting Nurses For ‘Upholding The Constitution.’ Nice Job, Cops!

Cop wants blood sample from unconscious accident victim. Nurse explains he can't have blood sample, and why. Cop busts nurse for gettin' mouthy.

Wingnuts Having Multiple Race-Gasms Over DOJ Plan To Murder Affirmative Action

Don't count Jeff Sessions out of the race (baiting) yet, baby.

Mediocre White Kids To Finally Get Their Chance! Thanks, Justice Department!

Why is the Justice Department ordering all these cardboard standees of George Wallace?

Republicans Getting Nervous. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 5, 2017

Republicans dodge town halls (again), Rep. Higgins goes to Auschwitz, and Trump-Russia gets a bigger boat. Your morning news brief!

Your Weekly Top Ten Is Pretty Much About Badass Congress Ladies, Being Badass!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

This Goddamned Republican Obamacare Repeal Will Kill People. Time To Get Into The Streets.

Why are people so mad about the Senate Obamacare repeal? Because their lives depend on it.

Karen Handel Sucks. Wonkagenda For Tues., June 20, 2017

Dem's are talking until they're blue in the face, Karen Handel is a very bad person, and Pharma-Bro is back! Your morning news brief!

Supreme Court Would Like A Word With The Mapfuckers!

Supreme Court notices that Republican gerrymandering might be PART OF THE PROBLEM.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Trump Pisses On US Allies Like Russian Pee Hookers. Wonkagenda for Fri. May 26, 2017

Trump alienates allies, Ted Cruz has money problems, and FCC is REALLY trying to screw with you. Your morning news brief.

Trump Caught Yanking The Bishop Of Rome. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 24, 2017

Trump manhandles the Pope, Hannity will shut up now, and Rob Quist is scaring the GOP. Your morning news brief!

TRUMP MEANT TO DO THAT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 16, 2017

OF COURSE Trump leaked classified info to Russia. HE MEANT TO! Your morning news brief!