Tag: summer

Stay Up Late: It’s A Thing To Do And The Name Of A Drink

With summer unofficially here and the Shenandoah National Park fire out, what a great time to visit a national park and hoist a cocktail. Also, 2016 is the centennial of the National Park Service, so make it a celebratory...

The NRSC Had a Really Traumatic Summer

What makes this ad so effective is the haunting soundtrack, which was lifted from a Lifetime made-for-teevee documentary about date rape. Remember, NRSC: You're not a victim, you're a survivor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugp5g-Ttd5Q&feature=player_embedded

The Final Countdown: Enjoy the Heat Before Snowmageddon Returns

It’s time to assess whether you've been doing enough drinking on outdoor patios this summer. Well, HAVE YOU? The three-day-drunk-fest that marks the end of summer is but one month away. Whether your fun comes courtesy of slave reparations...

Welcome To Obama’s DC: It’s Just Like New York, Only Thinner

Wednesday, August 4: Potenza’s summer special has everything you need to be happy in the summertime when it’s hot and you want to be anywhere but in DC: figs stuffed with cheese, meatballs made with veal, mushrooms and...

The Oil Spill Will Never End, But Summer Will

Our fallen heroes were honored yesterday, and summer was officially born. This means that in just 12 short weeks it will be Labor Day, the slightly less morbid three-day cluster of BBQs and booze that will mark the end...

Stop Dicking Around And Start Taking Advantage of Summer In DC

Well crap. Somehow it’s almost the end of July. This is when you start thinking, "what the hell have I been doing with my summer?" DON’T LET YOUR SUMMER GO TO WASTE. Our political leaders have traveled, had...

WHY DOES MICHELLE OBAMA HATE OUR NATION'S PROVIDERS OF TELEVISION ENTERTAINMENT? "She said that she had instituted what she called 'Camp Obama' at the White House, which means that the TV and computer stay off all day until after...

Barack Obama Relaxed Your Summer Dress Code!

Guess what, Democratic National Committee kids working through the hot summer months while everybody else is pretty much not thinking at all about the election? The DNC says you can sorta dress down for summer -- but not like a...

John McCain Is Very Excited To Terrorist Fist-Jab Barack Obama

Further proof that Our Media still conceives of Barack Obama as a 27-year-old NBA All Star. Oh man, look at the size of that boner on John McCain! Why won't Walnuts show any nip action, however? TAKE IT OFF,...

Hillary Throws Huge Drunken Pool Party At Her Home

Tomorrow is quittin' time for Hillary Clinton, so today she threw a big farewell bash for her 500-person staff at her Georgetown home, Whitehaven Manor Castle, "in the back yard by the swimming pool." And although Hillary could've served...

David Broder’s Beaver Island Exile