Tag: stormy daniels

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Hannity Denies Denies Denies Denies. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 17, 2018

Hannity tries to splain his bromance with Michael Cohen, Trump strangles his Russian sanctions in their crib, and Ryan Zinke is a commander of geology! Your morning news brief.

Michael Cohen Real Fucked

He is so, so fucked.
How am I supposed to be a good person with that nickname?

Michael Cohen: I AM NOT A CROOK!

We'll presume Cohen's tapes have far fewer anti-Semitic rants. Probably.

This Is Stupid Watergate. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 13, 2018

James Comey spills the beans, Trump wants ANOTHER mulligan, and Michael Cohen recorded EVERYTHING! Your morning news brief!
read us a story Uncle Jim!

White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!
he was just trying to help Mis-turrr Twump!

What The Hell Did The Feds Want From Michael Cohen? We Are Getting A Glimmer Of An Idea!

MASSIVE CAMPAIGN FINANCE FRAUD. That is what this is all about. WE THINK.
Gonna fuck you up!

Here Is Some Robert Mueller News, Because Trump’s Ass Wasn’t Itching Enough!

Late breaking news in the Mueller investigation, because that's something new and different!
Obviously

Fuck You Guys, Paul Ryan’s Out Of Here! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 11, 2018

Trump's firing Mueller (or Rosenstein), Zuckerberg did his best Data impression, and watch out Syria, Trump gonna wag your dog. Your morning news brief!

A Very Sober And Serious Lawsplainer Of Michael Cohen’s WORLD OF SHIT

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!

Mazel Tov Tammy Duck … OH SHIT THE FBI JUST RAIDED MICHAEL COHEN’S HOTEL AND OFFICE!

Congratulations, Senator Duckworth! May nothing overshadow your happy news!

Bolton’s Mustache Walks Into White House. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 9, 2018

John Bolton's Baptism by Fire, Trump's Towering inferno, and another Syrian chemical weapons attack. Your morning news brief.